Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!Arizona But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.Connecticut Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana
2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave FreeIowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana
2 Billion Years- Tidal Wave FreeIowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax ItMassachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan
First Line Of Defense From The CanadiansMinnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000, 000 MosquitoesMississippi Come And Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At WorkMontana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
And Very Little Else.Nebraska Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada
Hookers and Poker!New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us AloneNew Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!New Mexico
Yes we are part of the United States !New York You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...North Carolina
Tobacco Is A VegetableNorth Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!Ohio
At Least We're Not MichiganOklahoma Like The Play, But No SingingOregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania
Cook With CoalRhode Island We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender YetSouth Dakota
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee
The Edyo-cashun StateTexas
Se Habla InglesUtah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont
Ay, YepVirginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington
We have more rain than you doWest Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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