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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Heads Up

A Viewer writes...

For what its worth.

Sarah Lake is camped out beside the library building with camera looking towards your building constantly texting.

No doubt stalking someone.

Publishers Notes: They must be following a page from a former Police Chief. At least in this case the camera is mobile and not fixed on my front door. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The suspense. Can you even see Albero's building from the library? The drama and suspense builds.

Anonymous said...

Wow they won't stop. What is wrong with these people.

Anonymous said...

She's Sexy Signed-sumu wrestler.

Anonymous said...

Dress like Elton John from the mid 1970s and she won't see you leave as she'll think it is the mayor.

Anonymous said...

Dress like Elton John from the mid 1970s and she won't see you leave as she'll think it is the mayor.

September 26, 2012 4:01 PM

lmao good one

Anonymous said...

Everytime I see her I think of the Willy wonka song:

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Anonymous said...

geeze! Hope she is around when this pork shortage comes in.

Anonymous said...

She wants picture of you, Joe. Even she can recognize a Hottie when she see's one.

Anonymous said...

There isn't a bag big enough for that one!

thomas augustus littleton said...

Quit picking on Big Bird, you meanies. She and Cookie Monster are my favorite Sesame Street characters!

Anonymous said...

Poor Sarah is trying to eat her way to happiness. It will never work! The more you eat more unhappy you become.

Anonymous said...

You people are ridiculous. I'm sure all of you commenting on here making fun of her are supermodels right? Didn't think so. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...