The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Friday, March 16, 2012

Billboard Warns Processed Meat Lovers: Hot Dogs Are Bad For Your Butt

Baseball's Opening Day is upon us, the weather is warming up enough so that the smell of grilled meats is already wafting on the air, and yet a billboard in Chicago decides it's a great time for a wiener buzzkill, warning, "Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer." Sigh, health experts. Big ol' sigh to you for ruining everything with your serious health messages.

More »

No comments: