THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend , he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said , 'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,

'Well , sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'