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Saturday, August 06, 2011

A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that said she
    would grant me one wish.

 "I want to live forever," I
    said.

 "Sorry," said the fairy,
    "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

 "Fine,"I said, "then
    I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

 "You crafty little
    bastard," said the fairy.

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