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Saturday, June 05, 2010

NO ENEMIES

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? 'I don't have any. 'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you? ''Ninety-eight, 'she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?

'The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches.'

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one, LMAO !

Anonymous said...

Thats probably how they'll finally decide the new fire chief--last man standing !!