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Friday, May 14, 2010

Suspect Captured


Resume: On Wednesday, May 12th, at approximately 3:45 p.m., Troop 3 detectives responded to an undisclosed address in the Woodland Manor Mobile Home Park, in Felton, after receiving a call regarding the whereabouts of Norman Henry.

Officers arrived at the residence and searched inside. They located Henry hiding underneath a bed located in the rear master bedroom. Henry was taken into custody without incident and transported to Troop 3 for processing.

Henry was formally charged with Reckless Endangering 1st (felony), Disregarding a Police Officer’s Signal (felony) and a host of other traffic offenses. Henry was committed to the Department of Corrections in lieu of a $5,710.00 secured bond.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eye am so happy then finally caught him.

Anonymous said...

When the officers fill out the reports they better make sure they cross their T's and dot their Eye's.

Anonymous said...

Damn that is a scary sight!

Anonymous said...

He never saw them coming!

Anonymous said...

Someone overheard the officer talking to hsi superior and say Eye Eye Captain

Anonymous said...

People like this guy are why I believe in eye for an eye punishment.

Anonymous said...

I remember Norman from school and he was such a good pupil. Eye just can't believe this.

Anonymous said...

They finally apprehended the one eyed bandit.

Anonymous said...

Eye blame Obama

Anonymous said...

He wasn't hiding under the bed he was just trying to see if he left his other eye down there.

Anonymous said...

It's a shame. Some people will just never see.

Anonymous said...

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!" *Wink Wink*

Anonymous said...

This could give Toni Morrison and new idea for a novel.

Anonymous said...

Remember when the Goonies went on that adventure to find the buried treasure of One-Eyed Willy. GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!

Anonymous said...

Eye spy a criminal!

Anonymous said...

Eye beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.

Anonymous said...

Why is 80's rapper Slick Rick even in Delaware?

Normans Mom said...

He will always be the apple of my eye...

Anonymous said...

It's our time. It's our time down here!

Anonymous said...

babeee ruthhh !?!?

Joe Strummer said...

Eye fought the law and the law won!

Anonymous said...

I only have eyes for you Norman

Anonymous said...

looks a little like a young obamie!

Cyclops said...

Joe, eye don't see why you are approving all these comments. Are you blind to the fact that you are hurting a mans feelings. Just imagine if Norman could see these right now.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Norman finds the Lord when he is in jail.

"Eye once was lost, but now I'm found, was blind but now I see."

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he needs a private eye?

Anonymous said...

OMG I HAVE READ ONE AFTER THE OTHER OF THESE COMMENTS AND AM ALMOST PEEING MY PANTS! THESE ARE SO DARN FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

Private Eyes, their watching you, they see your every move.

Anonymous said...

Eye eye yeye yeye, Eye am the freedo ben deedo.

word verification "eyeness"

Anonymous said...

Eye shot the sheriff, but the sheriff was a deputy.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Eyerene goodnight.

Rocky said...

The eye of the tiger.

Anonymous said...

I thought I saw something in my black eyed peas staring back at me.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, jail will be an eye opening event for him.

Anonymous said...

I bet he loves to listen to "Third Eye Blind".

Bonnie Tyler said...

turn around, bright eye, every now and then I fall apart....

Anonymous said...

This is why its so important to eat your carrots.

Anonymous said...

He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.

Anonymous said...

A man falls in love through his eyes, I wonder if this dude has ever fallen in love?

Anonymous said...

“For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it"

Anonymous said...

The eye is the window to the soul. Damn....does anyone have any windex?

Anonymous said...

Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

Anonymous said...

Guess he really wasn't so good at keeping an eye out for them cops after all, huh?

Lord forgive me....I'm goin' to hell for that one.

Anonymous said...

Eye say send him to jail.. all in favor?

Anonymous said...

EYE!