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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Funniest Video I've Ever Seen

Folks, I just couldn't resist using this video from Jonathan Taylor. The first thing that came to mind was, with all that government subsidies your sucking on Jonathan, don't you think you can sponge a little more to get some of those teeth replaced! I mean, you can fit a Thanksgiving turkey in-between the gap in your front teeth alone.

Then the image of filming yourself from the chin, up! OMG, thank God I'm on a carpeted floor because watching the walls and ceiling with this HUGE head speaking was just over the top. Then there's the content.

You talked about me lying. Do everyone a favor here Jonathan and do tell everyone ONE single lie I made. You can't Jonathan, because I never once lied to anyone.

You took the mask and gloves off. Do everyone a favor, (especially yourself) put it back on. Oh, go into a much larger room so you can widen the lens, if at all possible. Might I suggest the Civic Center. LMAO

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had to laugh when I saw the shot from the chin up. That is so tacky so so a shot like that to fool everyone. He is calling you a liar and the fact that he isn't showing a full body shot is just as bad as lying.

Hey fat ass if you are ashamed of your obesity then eat a salad.

Anonymous said...

He's the reason the sfd wants to spend so much money in new emt equipment.

Anonymous said...

You have nerve talking about how someone looks. That scruff on your chin looks like a cat's ass.

Anonymous said...

You can see the look of anger in his face. I've seen it before. That's a broken heart from man love.

Anonymous said...

dude has got way too much time on his hands

Follow Joe Anywhere said...

WTF, why would you give this guy the time of day? He is a jerk ! I believe in you and what you say, DO NOT sink to his level! Keep up the fight JOE!!! PEACE

Anonymous said...

that guy looks developmentally disabled

Anonymous said...

Wow...hearing him for the first time I realized he is so miserable in life because he is hiding the fact he is gay! It's okay JT come on out of that closet...or well shed so you can finally be happy in life. Maybe if you come clean you will finally be able to get a grip on that emotional eating problem you have, which in turn will allow the tax payers to stop paying to support your lard butt.

Anonymous said...

"You took the mask and gloves off. Do everyone a favor, (especially yourself) put it back on."


Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha... now that's funny.

I was standing behind him in walmart and something started beeping, I thought I might have a text message and then I realized it was lard ass backing-up, beep-beep-beep-beep (wide load)

Anonymous said...

What a loser! JT, you need to go away!

Anonymous said...

I bet there are many many prisoners who would drool at the prospect of having him in jail for their "entertainment". Soft, mushy, girlyman.......a perfect substitute for a blowup doll.

Anonymous said...

JT, you need to go back to elementary school to learn how to speak intelligently. You sound like a hillbilly on your video!

Anonymous said...

How can you tell when the Fat Man is having a hard time believing what he is saying? Watch that vein in his fat forehead start bulging when his bull$h!t starts. The longer he goes on the bigger it gets.

Nut Haus said...

Ah ! The world of the trailer trash. They could have at least smoothed out the bondo in his forehead when they removed his brain. Whats with the bulging seam in the melon bud ? Guess what Jonathan. Nobody cares what you think or whether you have a web site. We love ya Joe.

Anonymous said...

Joe:

I second this: "WTF, why would you give this guy the time of day?"

This loser craves attention, so your providing it is his reward (in his mind) and only brings him back for more.

Do everyone (except JT) a favor by ignoring him.

Anonymous said...

That fat POS is a stalker. He is trying to copy you and put up a poll.

Should I Do A Daily Review Video?

LMAO...isn't this the same thing as your Nightly News???

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

You can see the look of anger in his face. I've seen it before. That's a broken heart from man love.

7:58 PM

LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I bet there are many many prisoners who would drool at the prospect of having him in jail for their "entertainment". Soft, mushy, girlyman.......a perfect substitute for a blowup doll.

9:11 PM

Squeal Piggy!!!

Who's YO DADDY!!

You Bubba...you Bubba....

Anonymous said...

He seriously sounds gay! Is he? I like how in the beginning he says he saw your 6:00 news broadcast and then at the end, he says he doesn't even look at your blog. LOL!

Anonymous said...

I saw that lard ass in Walmart the other day and he was riding around in one of those scooter cart. Man... what his azz stinking. He left a wet spot on the seat and it smelled like diarrhea. The greeters ran out of those sani-wipes trying to clean it up and spraying lysol!!

Anonymous said...

Joe, I ready your words before I watched the video. And I have to admit, my first thought was how could you stoop so low. I was kind of disappointed in you.
But then.............I clicked on the video and now I find myself saying I'm sorry I felt your behavior was uncalled for!! This man is the most horrible creature I have seen in a long time. You stick to your guns and most of all stay true to yourself. This POS reminds me of the a$$holes that are drudged up from the WWTP!!!

Anonymous said...

This from a man who backed Tom McGuire, not because he was a better candidate, but to "give him a shot"- like the people of Delmar should have rolled over and allowed him to be Mayor because poor little Tommy wanted a shot at it.

What an unintelligent little man.

Andy In O.C. said...

This just gave me an AWESOME idea for a funny cartoon strip, which has the potential to be popular with not only Eastern Shore residents, but also nationwide as well!

Anonymous said...

WOW!. ".....you don't even exist in my world anymore" uh......apparently you do. He just can't stay away. He can't help himself. He's a loser and can't help it. Everytime he opens his sewer hole he removes any credibility his followers (all 2 of them) believes he may have. He has just proven a few things:

1) He's illiterate;
2) He's obsessed;
3) His actions contradict his statements.

let hm go Joe, he's just hanging himself. His comments have gone down and he had to do something to get them moving again.

Anonymous said...

yeah def. sounds gay.. wonder if his wife knows? he is such a loser tries to act like you don't exist and he doesn't care what you say or do but he goes out of his way to make a video about what you say or do.. way to contradict yourself johnnyboy

Anonymous said...

I think JR was his cameraman.

Anonymous said...

Anon. 7:53:

I'm still giggling at your post...that was a good one!

If I looked, talked and acted like that man (and I use that term loosely) I would NEVER video myself doing anything! What a joke!!

Anonymous said...

5:26 am

I have thought about the same thing.

Anonymous said...

OMG too funny. What an idiot. Wonder if he realizes how childish and retarded he looksw lol

joealbero said...

To the anonymous commenter who just claimed I have rejected the last 5 comments they sent in, yet claim they're completely innocent.

Well Mr. McGuire, (or the likes) ANYONE who can claim I have rejected 5 comments in a row from one person clearly has issues.

You guys are so stupid! I guess you're frustrated because you'd love to have an audience here because your Blogs are LOSERS. The same 10 people patting eachother on the back, day in, day out.