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Monday, December 21, 2009

Best Wishes And Merry Christmas !!!

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.


To All My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

6 comments:

pitmaster said...

At my American house, we still say: "Merry Christmas!"

10001110101 said...

Funny!

Anonymous said...

isnt that the truth,its 5:00 somewhere!thank god.......

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this has been hitting the eggnog too hard. The onset of calendar year 2009 ???

Anonymous said...

LETS JUST SAY ITS A FAIRWELL MESSAGE TO SITTING DENOCRATS next year and further yrs.

Anonymous said...

1:08, you bet it IS. Now I just hope that once the GOP gets back where it belongs, we don't blow it like we did last time and make it so the Dems could run an earthworm in the following election and win.