Cheerios Seeds

GENUINE SOUTH DAKOTA DONUT SEEDS

Congratulations for acquiring these rare and productive South Dakota

Seeds. A genetic miracle made possible by the tireless efforts of the

Special Technological University Promoting Interest in Donuts. (STUPID)

PLANTING INSTRUCTIONS FOR DONUT SEEDS:

1. Plant a least six feet deep in sponge soil for fluffy cake donuts.

2. Sprinkle sugar water on the soil for Sugar Donuts.

3. Sprinkle a yeast and water mixture for Raised Donuts.

4. Iced Donuts should be grown in Northern climates only.

It is advisable to plant close to a coffee shop or fast food place.

Use two people when planting, one to do the digging and the other to

clean the dirt from the teeth of the first one.

Some South Dakota people use manure on their donuts, however whip cream

has a better flavor.

Guarantee. If not completely satisfied, dig up the seeds and return in

this package unopened. Offer void after purchase. GOOD LUCK!