This is the single most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Thanks so much! I am sure if you dig further we can find a hebrew and aramaic tranlsation as to who the next coach of the Washinton Redskins will be after they lost to the Detroit Lions yesterday. Actually I think Dan Snyder translated to the Aramaic means little guy with glasses who should never own a sports team...... Hilarious, Love it.
OK. I take it back the link provided by 9:58 is the funniest thing I have ever heard! The video goes out of its way to say nothing was altred and then "loads the speech into software" and THEN plays it backwards. I really think thats ALTERED. Dude, andwer the real question....is John the Walrus or what? Hilarious
He certainly acts as though he could be the anti-christ. And he has fooled millions of people just like satan does. But nothing surprises me today. Just look at the speed at which things are changing in our country. And it is not for the better. He is detroying our country and people sit around with their heads in the sand and just suck it up. What a shame.
Many proclaimed that President Reagan was the anti-christ. They used the following as Biblical "proof":
"Revelation 13 17 ....the name of the beast or the number of its name. Let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six. RONALD = 6 WILSON = 6 REAGAN = 6
Ron and Nancy Reagan retired to a house at 666 St. Cloud Road. Nancy had the address changed to 668. Revelation 13 2 .... its feet were like a bear's .... The Reagan family coat of arms, commissioned by Ron and Nancy Reagan, includes a bear, the state animal of California. California is both the Reagan's home, and their power base. Revelation 17 3 ....I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of blasphemous names, and it had seven heads and ten horns. 4 The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and bedecked with gold and jewels and pearls .... Nancy Reagan consistently wore very expensive designer clothing while she was First Lady, strongly favoring the color red. Revelation 17 5 and on her forehead was written a name of mystery: "Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of earth's abominations."
Revelation 7:3, 9:4, 14:1, 14:9, 17:1-2 Nancy Reagan consulted her astrologer when setting the President's schedule. Astrology is the surviving remnant of the faith of ancient Babylon."
Those of us who believe in the Bible know Reagan didn't do what the Bible says the Anti-Christ will do: The Anti-Christ will broker a 7 year peace in the Middle East, and all will be good for 3 years. Then the Anti-Christ will betray Israel, favor the Muslims and lead a world army to Amagedon & defeat at the hands of God & Israel.
The world leader who does this will clearly be seen as the Anti-Christ by those who study and believe the Bible. Who will it be?I don't know, but keep your eyes open and see world events with a Biblical understanding. The Anti-Christ will be revealed to those with understanding! TAL
4:05 Actually, Lennon said that a local professor was telling students what Beatle lyricas "really meant". So, John said that he wrote I am the Walrus as complete nonsense, with no absolutely no meaning just to see what "meaning" this professor would attach to it.
As for the Redskins, Fire Zorn without delay. Zorn spelled backward is nroz. In MY interpretation, that means Zorn =nros, or in modern English, NO rose! Look, Snyder, if you won't fire Zorn for his name, do it for "leading" the team to an embarrassing, dizzying downward spiral. If you want to make the team something other than a laughing stock and embarrassment, get a coach to who can make those over paid clowns perform! TAL
there was an email/text message going around about him bein the anti christ before he was elected and peopl still voted for him... anyway just so you know the anti christ doesn't come into play till after the return of christ.
First, the verse in Luke says Jesus saw "Satan." The antichrist and Satan are not the same.
Second, it's pure speculation as to what language--Greek, Hebrew, or Aramaic--Jesus was speaking. If He didn't make the quote in Greek (what Luke wrote in) then His exact words are unknown.
Third, Luke 10:18 is in past tense--Jesus said He *saw* (past tense) Satan fall. The event had already happened.
Fourth, and most important, the antichrist (known by many names in the Bible) will not be revealed until a number of other events happen first. It's not time yet, so if someone thinks he knows the name of the antichrist today then he isn't reading the rest of the Bible.
Fifth, when the antichrist is revealed, you don't want to be here. I know that I won't be here, and I don't worry about figuring out his name.
Little Augustus, do you and your faithful truly believe the world(or even the nation) will find direction or base decisions on a story written by mortals? A fable, BTW, that fewer and fewer enlightened people find relevant? If the crowd that hammered out King James had the same issues as todays "Christians" (they did), I as a moral and decent man, want nothing to do with any of it.
11:14, I doubt that you are in love with me. You are probably infatuated with my intelligence and my education at C.I.S.G. Still, I am flattered that you veiw me in a positive light. I may love you, too, who knows? TAL
8:50, I wonder how enlightend a person can be if they don't believe in God.
Let us just stick to the topic of the end times. It was written in the Bible thousands of years ago that the Jews would be scattered around the Earth. In the end time, the Bible says they will reclaim & return to Israel. It says that after modern Israel is established, all nations of the world will come against her in the battle of Armagedon. Just examine this with an "enlightened" mind. The jews were scatterd for thousands of years, and in 1948 the Allied powers established the Modern State of Israel according to biblical boundaries. Millions of Jews returned home as was written. This had to happen for us to be in the end time and set up the battle of Armagedon. It has happened! Now, this is the one that really convinces me. It was written thousands of years ago that all nations of the Earth would come against Israel. For thousands of years there was no logical reason for all the nations of the Earth to do this. In the last 50 years the reason the nations of the Earth would side with the Muslims and attack Israel has materialized. The Muslims want the tiny area of land of Israel. The nations of the Earth will side with them because all the oil in the region belongs to the Muslim nations. As world economies collapse and the struggle for oil becomes more intense and critical, they will do anything to side with the oil producing nations of the Middle East. This circumstance wasn't a reality for thousands of years. Now it is and signals the end time and absolutely correct predictions of the Bible. If an "enlightened" person lays a map of world history against events the Bible said would happen, they fit perfectly.
Yes, grasshopper 8:50, mankind still has the same human issues as those in Biblical times. These would include a basic difference between those who believe God and those who don't. Also, still relevent are human emotions of love & hate, greed, charity, & the complete range of good & evil that embodies the human condition.
Anyone can belive the Bible and perhaps this act of faith is best. But if someone wants to be "enlightend" and truly understand Christianity and John 1.1, they must have the mental ability to comprehend esoteric Platonism. Perhaps I have given you some food for thought if you haven't just decided to dismiss Christianty out of hand. If you need help with John 1.1, I will be glad to explain Plato and Christianity in its pre-existant form.
Why do you think there is a painting of Plato and Aristotle in the Vatican? No, not just because it's great art. In the painting, Plato and Aristotle are having a disagreement with Plato arguing his deductive philosophy while Aristotle argues for his inductive philosophy. I agree with Plato! Up unitl the 12th century Catholic theology was more Platonic. From the 13th on it became modeled more after the philosophy of Aristotle. Most of todays evangelical churches are still heavily Platonic.
Please, grasshopper 8:50, ask me about John 1.1 If you are able to comprehend Plato, this connection will blow your enlightened mind! TAL
You wrote: "Then the Anti-Christ will betray Israel, favor the Muslims and lead a world army to Amagedon & defeat at the hands of God & Israel."
Islam wasn't around until about the 7th century AD. I'd like to know where in the Bible it mentions anything about Islam or Muslims, and how the anti-christ favors them.
8:16, Read again! I said I didn't know the identity of the Anti-Christ. I'll have to do some more reading, but I don't believe the Bible names a country of origin for the Anti-Christ. I believe it says he will come from the East. The East would be relative to the point of observation. We live in Salisbury so East would be Ocean City, England, and on across the globe. I assume the person who wrote about the Anti-Christ had a different point of reference.
Henry, You are correct on all points. I'm not use critics of the Bible who actually study, so I skipped to modern times & simplified so as not to confuse those who aren't as well read as you. To be more precise the nations of Earth will side with the traditional, Biblical enemies of Israel in the Middle East, and I believe oil will be the reason for them to do so. These Biblical enemeies include the Philistines, (now called Palestinians), and all the nations surrounding Israel that are now nearly 100% Muslim. Thank you for your accurate correction of what I over simplified.
I talk with many Muslims and they inform me that Islam is derived from the word salema. It menas peace, purity and obedience to God. Although it wasn't called Islam till the time you stated, My muslim friends say it always existed. Of course a Muslim is a follower of Islam, and Muslim means one who submits to God. They further inform me that Jesus was a Muslim, (without the later given name-Muslim), and that is why the Jews had the Romans kill him.
I don't believe they are correct. I understand Plato and believe Jesus when he said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh unto the Father but by me." That makes me a believer in Christianity. TAL
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You just blew my mind ! Thanks
This is the single most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Thanks so much! I am sure if you dig further we can find a hebrew and aramaic tranlsation as to who the next coach of the Washinton Redskins will be after they lost to the Detroit Lions yesterday. Actually I think Dan Snyder translated to the Aramaic means little guy with glasses who should never own a sports team...... Hilarious, Love it.
well while we are creeping people out might as well watch this video also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-TMKUea87E&feature=related
Ok. IF this is true, its kinda freaky don't you think?
OK. I take it back the link provided by 9:58 is the funniest thing I have ever heard! The video goes out of its way to say nothing was altred and then "loads the speech into software" and THEN plays it backwards. I really think thats ALTERED. Dude, andwer the real question....is John the Walrus or what? Hilarious
He certainly acts as though he could be the anti-christ. And he has fooled millions of people just like satan does. But nothing surprises me today. Just look at the speed at which things are changing in our country. And it is not for the better. He is detroying our country and people sit around with their heads in the sand and just suck it up. What a shame.
The Redskins should know about this!
None of this would suprise me!
I have felt this for months now. One or two of my attempted posts to this blog were not allowed when I refered to Obama as the anti-Christ.
I wish I had a silver bullet.
Maybe that's why he prances around like nothing will happen to him , because he can't be killed by a human.
I've tod you before , he sets on the right hand of satan.
the walrus was paul
Many proclaimed that President Reagan was the anti-christ. They used the following as Biblical "proof":
"Revelation 13
17 ....the name of the beast or the number of its name. Let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six. RONALD = 6
WILSON = 6
REAGAN = 6
Ron and Nancy Reagan retired to a house at 666 St. Cloud Road. Nancy had the address changed to 668.
Revelation 13
2 .... its feet were like a bear's .... The Reagan family coat of arms, commissioned by Ron and Nancy Reagan, includes a bear, the state animal of California. California is both the Reagan's home, and their power base.
Revelation 17
3 ....I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of blasphemous names, and it had seven heads and ten horns. 4 The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and bedecked with gold and jewels and pearls .... Nancy Reagan consistently wore very expensive designer clothing while she was First Lady, strongly favoring the color red.
Revelation 17
5 and on her forehead was written a name of mystery: "Babylon the great, mother of harlots and of earth's abominations."
Revelation 7:3, 9:4, 14:1, 14:9, 17:1-2 Nancy Reagan consulted her astrologer when setting the President's schedule.
Astrology is the surviving remnant of the faith of ancient Babylon."
Those of us who believe in the Bible know Reagan didn't do what the Bible says the Anti-Christ will do: The Anti-Christ will broker a 7 year peace in the Middle East, and all will be good for 3 years. Then the Anti-Christ will betray Israel, favor the Muslims and lead a world army to Amagedon & defeat at the hands of God & Israel.
The world leader who does this will clearly be seen as the Anti-Christ by those who study and believe the Bible. Who will it be?I don't know, but keep your eyes open and see world events with a Biblical understanding. The Anti-Christ will be revealed to those with understanding!
TAL
4:05
Actually, Lennon said that a local professor was telling students what Beatle lyricas "really meant". So, John said that he wrote I am the Walrus as complete nonsense, with no absolutely no meaning just to see what "meaning" this professor would attach to it.
As for the Redskins, Fire Zorn without delay. Zorn spelled backward is nroz. In MY interpretation, that means Zorn =nros, or in modern English, NO rose! Look, Snyder, if you won't fire Zorn for his name, do it for "leading" the team to an embarrassing, dizzying downward spiral. If you want to make the team something other than a laughing stock and embarrassment, get a coach to who can make those over paid clowns perform!
TAL
TAL~
I think that I am in love with you.
That is some F**king deep sh!t there.
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there was an email/text message going around about him bein the anti christ before he was elected and peopl still voted for him... anyway just so you know the anti christ doesn't come into play till after the return of christ.
TAL, You are correct, the world army will be defeated by God and Israel.
First, the verse in Luke says Jesus saw "Satan." The antichrist and Satan are not the same.
Second, it's pure speculation as to what language--Greek, Hebrew, or Aramaic--Jesus was speaking. If He didn't make the quote in Greek (what Luke wrote in) then His exact words are unknown.
Third, Luke 10:18 is in past tense--Jesus said He *saw* (past tense) Satan fall. The event had already happened.
Fourth, and most important, the antichrist (known by many names in the Bible) will not be revealed until a number of other events happen first. It's not time yet, so if someone thinks he knows the name of the antichrist today then he isn't reading the rest of the Bible.
Fifth, when the antichrist is revealed, you don't want to be here. I know that I won't be here, and I don't worry about figuring out his name.
Little Augustus, do you and your faithful truly believe the world(or even the nation) will find direction or base decisions on a story written by mortals? A fable, BTW, that fewer and fewer enlightened people find relevant? If the crowd that hammered out King James had the same issues as todays "Christians" (they did), I as a moral and decent man, want nothing to do with any of it.
obama is the next anti christ
11:14,
I doubt that you are in love with me. You are probably infatuated with my intelligence and my education at C.I.S.G. Still, I am flattered that you veiw me in a positive light. I may love you, too, who knows?
TAL
8:50,
I wonder how enlightend a person can be if they don't believe in God.
Let us just stick to the topic of the end times. It was written in the Bible thousands of years ago that the Jews would be scattered around the Earth. In the end time, the Bible says they will
reclaim & return to Israel. It says that after modern Israel is established, all nations of the world will come against her in the battle of Armagedon. Just examine this with an "enlightened" mind. The jews were scatterd for thousands of years, and in 1948 the Allied powers established the Modern State of Israel according to biblical boundaries. Millions of Jews returned home as was written. This had to happen for us to be in the end time and set up the battle of Armagedon. It has happened!
Now, this is the one that really convinces me. It was written thousands of years ago that all nations of the Earth would come against Israel. For thousands of years there was no logical reason for all the nations of the Earth to do this. In the last 50 years the reason the nations of the Earth would side with the Muslims and attack Israel has materialized.
The Muslims want the tiny area of land of Israel. The nations of the Earth will side with them because all the oil in the region belongs to the Muslim nations. As world economies collapse and the struggle for oil becomes more intense and critical, they will do anything to side with the oil producing nations of the Middle East. This circumstance wasn't a reality for thousands of years. Now it is and signals the end time and absolutely correct predictions of the Bible. If an "enlightened" person lays a map of world history against events the Bible said would happen, they fit perfectly.
Yes, grasshopper 8:50, mankind still has the same human issues as those in Biblical times. These would include a basic difference between those who believe God and those who don't. Also, still relevent are human emotions of love & hate, greed, charity, & the complete range of good & evil that embodies the human condition.
Anyone can belive the Bible and perhaps this act of faith is best. But if someone wants to be "enlightend" and truly understand Christianity and John 1.1, they must have the mental ability to comprehend esoteric Platonism. Perhaps I have given you some food for thought if you haven't just decided to dismiss Christianty out of hand. If you need help with John 1.1, I will be glad to explain Plato and Christianity in its pre-existant form.
Why do you think there is a painting of Plato and Aristotle in the Vatican? No, not just because it's great art. In the painting, Plato and Aristotle are having a disagreement with Plato arguing his deductive philosophy while Aristotle argues for his inductive philosophy. I agree with Plato!
Up unitl the 12th century Catholic theology was more Platonic. From the 13th on it became modeled more after the philosophy of Aristotle. Most of todays evangelical churches are still heavily Platonic.
Please, grasshopper 8:50, ask me about John 1.1 If you are able to comprehend Plato, this connection will blow your enlightened mind!
TAL
TAL
I thought the antichrist will be born in Rome, not Africa or Hawaii
@ TAL:
You wrote: "Then the Anti-Christ will betray Israel, favor the Muslims and lead a world army to Amagedon & defeat at the hands of God & Israel."
Islam wasn't around until about the 7th century AD. I'd like to know where in the Bible it mentions anything about Islam or Muslims, and how the anti-christ favors them.
8:16,
Read again! I said I didn't know the identity of the Anti-Christ.
I'll have to do some more reading, but I don't believe the Bible names a country of origin for the Anti-Christ. I believe it says he will come from the East. The East would be relative to the point of observation. We live in Salisbury so East would be Ocean City, England, and on across the globe.
I assume the person who wrote about the Anti-Christ had a different point of reference.
Henry, You are correct on all points. I'm not use critics of the Bible who actually study, so I skipped to modern times & simplified so as not to confuse those who aren't as well read as you. To be more precise the nations of Earth will side with the traditional, Biblical enemies of Israel in the Middle East, and I believe oil will be the reason for them to do so. These Biblical enemeies include the Philistines, (now called Palestinians), and all the nations surrounding Israel that are now nearly 100% Muslim.
Thank you for your accurate correction of what I over simplified.
I talk with many Muslims and they inform me that Islam is derived from the word salema. It menas peace, purity and obedience to God. Although it wasn't called
Islam till the time you stated, My muslim friends say it always existed. Of course a Muslim is a follower of Islam, and Muslim means one who submits to God. They further
inform me that Jesus was a Muslim, (without the later given name-Muslim), and that is why
the Jews had the Romans kill him.
I don't believe they are correct. I understand Plato
and believe Jesus when he said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh unto the Father but by me." That makes
me a believer in Christianity.
TAL
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