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Monday, August 24, 2009

Bernie Tells Inmates, "I'm Dying"


Madoff, 71, Claims He Has Cancer; Befriends Native American, Homosexual Inmates, New York Post Reports

(CBS) Just a couple months into his lifetime prison sentence, Bernie Madoff is apparently making friends, and confessions.

The New York Post reports that the disgraced investor who duped clients out of billions with his Ponzi scheme claims he is dying of cancer.

"He's been taking about 20 pills a day for his cancer," one inmate tells the Post. "He talks about it all the time. He's not doing very well."

Madoff has also participated in sweat lodge ceremonies with Native American inmates, the Post reports, in an effort to detoxify his body. He has also forged bonds with homosexual inmates, the newspaper reports.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now HE'LL want to go home to die. What do you want to bet they let him?

Anonymous said...

hope he finds a boyfriend, big bubba

Anonymous said...

Fk him they should of thrown him off the top of one of the sky-scrappers.

Anonymous said...

We're all dying, Bernie. The difference IS most of us aren't going straight to hell.
Bon Voyage.

Anonymous said...

Awww...and we're supposed to feel compassion for this guy? I don't think so!
I believe in KARMA!

Anonymous said...

Many of the people whose life savings he ruined are also dying of cancer.

Woe is him. Not.

Oh, and some of the charities he bilked supported cancer patients. Guess they don't have money now to help him out. Too bad for him.

Anonymous said...

The people he swindled suffered far more that he has to date.

Anonymous said...

Maybe his death in prison will be more painful now. We can only hope. Better not let him out. If they do, better invite all the people whose lives he ruined to meet him at the door.