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Thursday, April 02, 2009

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61 comments:

Two Sentz said...

OMG!

Anonymous said...

Damn PRMC ER!! kept my clothes and discharged me with a U.T.I!! Came in with a bad headache and this is the crap I get?

Anonymous said...

im singing in the rain!

Anonymous said...

This gives a whole new meaning to recycling plastic!

Cindy

emo said...

LOL. I'm speechless. Just for a second though.

"Anybody seen my samich? I found the baggy but no bologna samich. Salisbury crime is down. Nobody stole it. Its here somewhere. Hey! Looky here! Gum. Yummy. Is there a draft in here or is that just Salisbury's cold shoulder?"

Anonymous said...

Barrie enjoying retirement. Just Udder Madness. lol

Anonymous said...

Gary got caught in the rain!

Anonymous said...

Is that the sound of boots crying?

Anonymous said...

JT, what are you doing letting your wife out in the rain like that??

Anonymous said...

That's Jonathan Taylor.

Anonymous said...

I thought Obama was going to give me a check, and all I got was this plastic bag.

Anonymous said...

Full Body Condom

Anonymous said...

Now where did i hide my State Highway truck today

Anonymous said...

Introducing the new mascot for Salisbury's Downtown!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad I got that divorce after she decided to wear those white watermen boots.

Anonymous said...

Thats good Luvin there, Wrap your belt around her and keep on working it.

Reconciled1 said...

I hope my husband likes this saran wrap, I heard it makes me sexy....
OR
Cover me , I'm going in....
Or
How about thats just plain nasty.

Reese Bobby said...

"Kirstie Alley pauses for smoke break between dances at local fire hall."

Anonymous said...

You can take my house, you can take my clothes but you can't stop me on the City Council!

Shanie Shields

Astonesthrow said...

Do these boots and body condom make my ass look big?

Anonymous said...

Salisbury Sanitation worker Mit Johnson is seen here wearing his new uniform mandated by President Obama's new transparency in government policy.

Anonymous said...

Damm, Mom go out again! Dad, you left the door unlocked again.

Tidewaterbound said...

"I hate these new clear trash bags"

Anonymous said...

Sometimes spandix is better

Anonymous said...

These boots were made for walking!

Anonymous said...

Officer Said.... Take 10 steps then turn around and come back another 10 steps.

Taylor Said.... one, two, five, six, eight, sh!t, nine, where was I?

Officer.... Mr. Taylor, just how far did you get in school?

Taylor Said.... Sevenf grade.

Officer.... Ok, do you know your ABC's?

Taylor.... Yes

Officer.... Can you say them backwards for me.

Taylor.... CBA.

Officer.... No, Mr. Taylor, starting with the letter Z.

Taylor.... Huh?

Officer.... Mr. Taylor, where's your clother, sir?

Taylor.... In da car.

Officer.... Would you mind me asking why you're not wearing them.

Taylor.... Didn't want to spill my beer on em.

Officer.... Dispatch, can you please send another unit or perhaps an ambulance, this guy isn't going to fit in my vehicle and it looks like he's going to be with us for quite a while.

Anonymous said...

Shanie Shields after a night at the VFW

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap !!! My wife is right, Alcohol brings the weird out in people.

Less Nessman said...

How I would like to cover her with cream corn and dive into lunch.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. Bubba! Is that you?

Anonymous said...

Yo nex mare!

Anonymous said...

With my special coat on, nobody can see me cauz I invisible.

Anonymous said...

"Barrie......is that you? I haven't seen you since you tried to play Napoleon with the City of Salisbury residents 10 years ago."

Anonymous said...

dam* my thong broke

Anonymous said...

Barrie Tilghman says that there isn't any thing wrong with the new waste water treatment plant and invites the citizens of salisbury to attend while she dedicates it.

Anonymous said...

Mom always said, "Don't ever leave home without a raincoat." But I don't think this is what she was refering to!

Anonymous said...

OMG! Shanie, get a grip!

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me, look at those tan lines. SEXY.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Shanie, get a grip!

mommaneedswine said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Anonymous said...

NEW SUBWAY COMMERCIAL COMING

Anonymous said...

Hey that is my ex-wife !!!! Guess you guys are wondering why I left her. Roll her in flour and look for the donut.

Anonymous said...

Add a ladder and you gotta firetruck 16.

Anonymous said...

yes , I do have feet!

Tidewaterbound said...

"Time to shed my red woolen coat for Spring rain gear..."

Anonymous said...

I found Bubba's wife!

Anonymous said...

Too funny! Almost looks like a man with man boobs....could pass for my friend's ex-husband from the waist up. He's the one whose belly hangs out in the front and his crack shines above his jeans in the rear. Why is it fat guys never realize just how BIG they really are? ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gona walk all over you! Start walking boots.

Anonymous said...

Has Comegys had an implant? If he can dress the part maybe, he can fill the Mare's shoes. After all, they look like something she would wear to wade thru the S#@! looking for Chiefy.

Anonymous said...

This looks exactly like alot of Salisbury women who drive the big SUV's

Orsonwells said...

49 comments... Joe, you are a whor_! for ratings! This is, though the funniest pic I've seen for quite some time!
"Bubba is as Bubba does"

Anonymous said...

Really 9:06? The women I see around Salisbury driving big SUVs are mostly blondes, slender and very attractive. Don't know what side of town you hang out on, but my side of town sounds better. LMAO.

joealbero said...

Wait tilll you see tomorrow's!

Anonymous said...

my husband says,,Rainy Days make him Horney..Let;s see if this gets me some action today!

broken ratchet said...

i just threw up in my mouth....a caption heh....
i really hope gary likes my new lingerie

Anonymous said...

Barrie...put your clothes on!

Anonymous said...

Well, at least I lived thru my ordeal at prmc

Anonymous said...

HEY COME ON BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!!

Anonymous said...

Look's like Comegy's got some new boots...

Anonymous said...

Follow me to the thrift travel inn!

Anonymous said...

I claim this puddle, and it can never touch me with this here raincoat!!!