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Monday, January 12, 2009

What's the Hardest Thing About Becoming the New President? Giving up the CrackBerry!


In interview with CNN, the reporter was asking Obama what will be hardest thing to accept in his new life, and give up in his old. His answer..... was his Blackberry!

According to anyone ever in his presense he never stops texting.

He stated that it will be hard because that is the part of his life that is most real. The part where people don't stand up just because he is coming in the room. The part where things aren't scripted, but real.

He is quoted as saying 'They will have to pry it from my hands"!

Sounds like he's pretty serious.
The reason he can't keep it is because it is soooooooo hackable. Just like yours is.
His communications can be rerouted anywhere a hacker chooses, and there is no way of making him only share topical friendly conversations on it.

Especially when he cannot control who calls him either.

The other thing is they are equipped with GPS, and it wouldn't be like he could hide from anyone. Not that I don't think that all the top level people probably have a microchip in them for 'security' purposes anyway, but I am sure they are highly encrypted.

This is the US Government were talking about here, I'm sure they will develop something for him.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

They should have "snatched" that puppy from him when he began his "run". Where do you think all the leaks came from? It takes a lot of concentration to do that, concentration that needs to be directed elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

When are they going to pry the cigarettes out of his other hand?

Anonymous said...

I guess we will be informed of Ayers' being moved into the white house next. That way obama doesnt need the berry any longer.

Now will the illeagal relative that lives here be deported ?

Anonymous said...

Of course his illegal relatives won't be deported. The laws don't apply to the annointed one. You know, like being a natural born citizen to be POTUS? Obama laughs at such trivial Constitutional law. Wait for it--the Obamabot reply will be yeah well Bush did it too, well Cheney did it too, nanny nanny boo boo, the republicans did it too!!!

Anonymous said...

"When are they going to pry the cigarettes out of his other hand?"

HAHAHA... McBush will always be 1 slip away from the ER!

You Joe clones are so funny!

Anonymous said...

What, did you give up on the birth certificate panic?

Anonymous said...

Say what you will Obama supporters, NO politician created and developed by the Democrat Chigaco machine is clean. No flipping way. Not to mention the Leon Panetta pick for CIA, dear god what a joke . Are you keeping up with the Muslim (you know the "peaceful" religion) led violent demonstrations right here in the U.S. in New York, Florida--naw you are too busy smoking the hopium and swilling koolaid.

Anonymous said...

with pinetta at the helm, it'll have to be renamed CBA (central boob agency)

Anonymous said...

GWBush had to give up his "see & say" when he was elected so I guess Obama will have to give up the Blackberry...

I will say I think Obama needs the hand held less than W needed that see & say.