Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.
26 comments:
That is too funny. Probably not true, BUT, I like it
Thats funny, I don't care who you are !
Bet it'll work at Wal-Mart also
Why not stick a white hood on your head to complete th costume?
Great idea 12:47
12:47 Why not go hug some trees and complete the stereotype?
Border Patrol is comparable to KKK??? What's wrong with a little humor, admit you laughed out loud and then thought, "oh my! someone could have heard me laugh and will now want to see what I laughed at."
Latinos, like me, who can read will know it's not a real border patrol agent (hint: there is no border to another country here in MD or DE) and the real illegals can't read. Get over your false indignation. That there's funny, I don't care who you are! LOL
Actualy, they all walked over to the Ramada Inn where they are all "WORKING" replacing the exterior of the building, check it out.
So lets have a little hypothetical... Joe decides to chase some ill people out of the hospital e-room because he thinks he is more entitled to be waited on first (is it because of the color of his skin that he thinks this? Or maybe just the fact that his family immigrated to this country first? Hard to say, but I don't really think either are valid...) Maybe one of the ill people he scares out of the hospital is a small child with the flu and asthma. Maybe she would have been fine with a ventilator treatment and IV fluids, but without, well, she doesn't quite make it. Now maybe I'm taking this hypothetical a little far, but the point is, Screwing around with people's health and welfare is NOT funny like so many people seem to believe... And if you don't like being compared to a clansman, don't act like a racist! (Yes, bigotry against Latinos is racism too...)(Remember, unless you're a full blooded Accohannock I don't really think you have the right to make that "I was here first!" claim either...) Just my $0.02, but I get tired of people spouting off their tired old racist nonsense and not even realizing how racist it is! Sick children are not funny, no matter what color their skin is!
No American job sacrificed, thats all I care about. If you dont have the legal citizenship paperwork, you dont belong here. And dont care what color you are, or where you come from. Imigrate legally and youll have no problem with me. Although I do believe the immigration rules should be looked at very seriously. If thats racist to you, the problem is with you, not me. Laws are Laws, you dont pick and choose which ones to abide by.
So you've never driven above the speed limit them???
Yes and when I was caught doing so I suffered the penalties for it. I didnt reap any rewards.
3:10
It has nothing to do with being a racist. It has to do with some illeagal azzwipe stealing my money that i paid in taxes by using an emergency room that he/she should be hundreds if not thousands of miles away from. Come in the country legally or get the he!! out of the way when me or one of my family come in to the E-room LEGALLY.Sorry if I sound cold hearted but I guess I am when everyone that is here legally is having a very difficult time these days making ends meet, then you come on saying we are racist because we think the illegals should carry their butts back home and drain their own country. Why in the world should all the legal people have to support these criminals just because some a$$hole government official said it is the politically correct thing to do? If I get caught doing something illeagal I have to pay the price but a lot of you people think they should be given a free pass. I say the HeII with them if they cant come in the right way. If you don't like that then how bout crossin the border back with them. IF they immigrated here they would have the proper paperwork, if they don't then they are a criminal and should be treated as such. End of story- period
I thought this was a joke. People are taking it serious. Have I missed something?
I saw it early this morning and also take it as a joke, yes people are way to serious. It's OK for Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Carlos Mencia and I like them all but let a white guy say one thing and it's blown out of proportion. Give it a rest, some assholes just give off too many negitive waves man
You know what they say, If you can't take a joke_____
I know it works on job sites ! I almost lost my job for saying "Federally" And all the carpenters and masons' laborers ran for the hills.
4:57
I totally agree with you! I dont think it is racist at all to want the illegals out of this country! And to whoever wrote those pansey ass remarks...Mabye you would like to come and pay the bills that MY AMERICAN family cant pay due to illegals being in Maryland and taking OVER the contruction!!! You know what makes me mad is when I see them with shopping carts filled to the hilt and here I am pinching every penny trying to get enough for the week! Give me a break....You think this is racist!! Please give ME a break...This is REALITY!!!! I have no problem with them AS A RACE only that they are moving in an taking over for little to no money!!! And to the comment about Accohannock LOL I think you should be saying Pocomoke Indian GET YOUR HISTORY RIGHT!!! Or how about Quindocqua Indian Accohannock was in VIRGINIA!!!DUH....3:10... You need to get a grip on reality
Maybe you mean Weecomeeko indians? The hospital is in Wicomico County.
So racism is OK, and I bet you ignorant rednecks wonder why minorities hate rednecks so much.
You people do know that the emergency room is not free right? Anyone who uses it gets billed. It's actually a fact that very few uninsured people use the ER because of this. Stupid rednecks, watch something other than fox news and you may learn something.
hey 3:10, I got an idea that would make most everybody happy about your theory. If the illegals should be entitled to our healthcare system, even though they are ILLEGAL, and you think they have every right to be in the ER using it, why don't you do us all a favor and "ADOPT" them so you can put them on your health insurance and pay the premium each month. YOu obviously have a lot of money that you want to give away so it seems it would kill two birds with one stone. They would get the coverage you feel they should & I will not have to pay for them to get the coverage that I feel they should not. THe only coverage I feel that is remotely needed coming out of my taxes is the deportation bus. You try to place the kids in the story to make all the liberals feel sorry for them and give them all they want but I don't see those same liberals telling me that they will pay my house payment this month so that my kids will stay warm tonight. My kids are no different from their kids in that they did not choose the situation they are in.My point being if you think one group should get special treatment then you are an azz. All groups should be treated equal and unless that happens we are doomed
Ok, a**holes, what don't you understand about the word illegal??
This is why there are so many illegals here, because you bunch of pansies are too cowardly to say anything that may give us the impression you have balls!!
Just shut-up and hide behind your computer screen instead of coming out to play with the big boys.
It was hilarious Joe, keep up the good work!
I found this funny. But then I do have a sense of humor.
If you want to get serious about it then here we go.
Would you go to their country illegally and expect them to take care of you? They wouldn't so why should we? They need to be sent back to their own country. Don't come back at me throwing the race card around because it has nothing to do with that. Reality is we don't take care of our own people who are legal so why take care of them. If they are sick doctor them up and send them home. If they are hungry feed them and send them home. Take care of their immediate need and send them home.
GREAT POINT anonymous 10:24!
Joe's not white he's italian. LOL
Anonymous said...
So racism is OK, and I bet you ignorant rednecks wonder why minorities hate rednecks so much.
4:02 AM
Anonymous said...
You people do know that the emergency room is not free right? Anyone who uses it gets billed. It's actually a fact that very few uninsured people use the ER because of this. Stupid rednecks, watch something other than fox news and you may learn something.
4:04 AM
You two are the ignorant liberals who can't immediately see this was a joke, intended to bring a smile or some laughter. We all think these things are funny. It's ok for you to feel bad about laughing just don't try to pretend to be all indignant about laughing in the first place. It is funny. Why in the world would US Border Patrol be in MD, I can see Homeland Security or ICS, NIS, but not BORDER PATROL. REad my post on 1:13PM then get a life.
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