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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

WARNING FROM THE MIDDLE EAST

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers, and possible candidates for President of the United States.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly.........

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe, you have gone over the edge. Back away from the light.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahah
nice one.

Anonymous said...

ugly bigoted post

Anonymous said...

VERY TRUE, Very true stuff though... What a shame, I am wondering can I move to Mexico since there has to be no one left there that is mexican....

Anonymous said...

I don't find this an ugly or biggoted post. I thinnk it is hilarious and a grim reminder that this country needs to do something to close it's borders and get a hold on immigration.

Anonymous said...

roflmao


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Anonymous said...

What is more concerning is that fat, white, poor, redneck Americans may boycott NASCAR since the "sport" now seems to be cnetered around pretty-boy advertising-revenue generators instead of real men who can drive.

Investors in the domestic light-beer and filtered cigarette industries are shaken. "It could be catastrophic," says the executive director of Slim-Jim.

Anonymous said...

Lmao.. let them cut us off .. maybe then so many americans wouldnt be out jobs.

Anonymous said...

I dont care who ya are that's some funny sh%t !!!

Anonymous said...

1126 your liberal slip is showing.

Anonymous said...

Warning from the middle east all right! Don't ever let your guard down. Our embassy was bombed this morning and 16 people at least died. You wanna laugh at that?

Anonymous said...

you are horribly racist. what is wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

its not about race you idiots, its about our screwed up goverment that gives foreignors tax free low intrest business loans, thats how they buy these stores, and their not even citisens. But yet our gov. lets american families starve in the street! You can thank congress for another "back scratching" deal! You people screaming racist...your just plain shallow! Hell it hasnt been hardly a year since several stores in this area alone were busted by Homeland security because these stores were sening their money straight to Alquada. Our gov is the joke, ot the color of the foreigner!


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Anonymous said...

Right hip boots I've been working since I was 14 riding my bicycle delivering newspapers. The day I turned 16 I had a vehicle and a job and school. Damn sure be nice to help me invest in something I've already been doing and already proven sucessful at what I do for 30 years.