60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40
doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She
does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women
over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the
opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with
it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have
to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are
forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if y ou
are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we p raise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal . For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman
over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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6 comments:
Older women mmmmmmmm
don't tell
don't yell
don't swell
and gratefull as hell
Thank you for that article!!! I just turned 40 (8 years ago) and that's pretty much me in a nutshell (no pun intended). I do, however, enjoy being married to my wonderful husband. I once heard a commedian once state it so well..."It's called F*** It 40!"
As an "over 40" woman, I applaud the wisdom and truth spoken by Mr. Rooney. He's got it all figured out!
she fouties young, you dont have to teach them anything about sex, they might teach you,uummmmmm. once over fifty seems like they cant get enough sex, my wife is crazy. when she hits sixty i might have to look into some viagra.
Brothers.......don't wait until your older to try viagra. Go to the doctor, tell them you're all stressed out from work and that you suffer from "balsa wood". As long as your healthy they can give you some vitamin V". You will then enjoy some serious wood. Like the mighty Sequoia. Wood so serious that it will use skin you've never needed before and you will have stretch marks on your butt. The session will take hours. You will have to stop several times to get a drink before the session is over - then you will need a massive nap.
thank-you for the update, but im doin just fine right now, im not as old as my wife, not by alot. she knew what she was doing.
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