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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

MSP Officer Todd Now On Bike Patrol


After multiple car accidents on and off the job, Officer Todd has now been assigned to Bike Patrol with the Salisbury, Maryland State Police.

Officer Todd is the Son of Worcester County States Attorney Joel Todd.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats funny, if nothing had been said about this i wonder if they would of done anything at all.

Anonymous said...

I guess I must be ignorant, Joe. I never knew MSP had a "bike patrol". I knew they had motorcycles but bikes??? Where exactly does MSP use those bikes?

Anonymous said...

I'm like Anon 1:30 PM - I didn't know they had a bike patrol either - since when, where in Salisbury?

Anonymous said...

NORTHWOOD INDUSTRIAL PARK

Anonymous said...

Officer Todd will be wrecking the bike soon , he's an accident
waiting to happen! Some people just don't have it!

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize Reno 911 is now filming in Salisbury.

Anonymous said...

ditto what anon 229 said :)

Anonymous said...

2:29 LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Good...he should be on a bike...the citizens of Salisbury just hope he drives that bike better than he did the vehicle he had...

Anonymous said...

WTF!!! Now that's just what every state needs - Highway Patrol on a friggin bicycle!

You gotta be $hit'n me.......

Anonymous said...

Wha's next - a skateboard?!

Guess I didn't realize just how much pull his daddy does have.

They should promote Todd, give him a new car, and fire every other clown involved in this decision.

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:28 -

Todd was actually in bike school before Joe's first story on him. MSP is at their wits end with him.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!....first it was Salisbury City, now Maryland State is just as bad! Wha'zup with all this!!

Why don't we get rid of them all and ask the Sheriff to handle everything.

How long do you think Todd would survive working for Mike Lewis.

Maybe he could assign him to one of those new motorcycles.

Now there's a solution except I hate to see a good motorcycle wasted.

Anonymous said...

MSP doesn't use bicycles.

Anonymous said...

i know if the regular old joe blow had wrecked this many cars in the private sector his ass would walk until he was 60! between fines and the hi ass insurance and points he would be a walker a long time

Anonymous said...

He was assigned to this BEFORE it was posted here.

Anonymous said...

Assigned to what?

You can't be serious?

MSP actually has a bike patrol - a bike (with no motor) patrol? ROFFLMFAO! Will he have a whisle to pull people over or will he have to chase them down?!

What the hell is he going to patrol - the parking lot at the barrack?

Wouldn't it be cheaper for the taxpayer if we just paid him to stay home, not to mention being safer for all.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I guess I must be ignorant, Joe. I never knew MSP had a "bike patrol". I knew they had motorcycles but bikes??? Where exactly does MSP use those bikes?

1:30 PM

He will look cute in them shorts around those burly Harley bike dudes during Delmarva Bike Week.

They use them at events such as Delmarva Bike Week and other Mass Gatherings. And an aside from poking fun at Todd they do a good job at it as well.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he could lead the Christmas Parade.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
MSP doesn't use bicycles.

7:02 PM

Bullshit... check your facts asshole. They look exactly like the pic Joe posted.

Anonymous said...

if he could learn to do tricks on that msp bike on a half pipe or some sort of ramp, that be cool, catch a little air and jam out.

Anonymous said...

This is a damn shame - his momma should have kept the Stark and let him go.

I hope he gets the help he needs and continues his career as one of Maryland's finest - just far away from here.

Maybe he could go undercover - nobody would ever believe he's a trooper - or would they. LMAO!

Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS SAID...
Bullshit... check your facts asshole. They look exactly like the pic Joe posted.

10:04 PM

YOU GO TO THE BARRACK IN SALISBURY AND ASK WHERE THEY DO BIKE PATROL IN WICOMICO COUNTY. MAYBE IF THEY HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT BUT THEY DO NOT UTILIZE BIKE PATROL FOR PATROL. DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BIG AND BAD TO CALL SOMEONE NAMES BEHIND AN ANONYMOUS POST?