A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
< /SPAN> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobble d home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
< /SPAN> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobble d home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
8 comments:
Would you please fix the type size on this?
Joe has an AWESOME group of posts today, and it's buried under a 1-inch size type for a joke. What a waste.
Thanks.
come on now, your starting to sound like me yesterday. sometimes my mirror slips away yesterday it did. constructive debated are great, hostile attacks are not. i apologize to everyone.
anon 10:24 - Grow the f*ck up and learn how to use a scroll wheel. I swear people like you and the people yesterday that were mad about the funny dog fart story, are the reason this planet is so f*cked up. Take just a second out of your bitching to add a little humor and you may just like yourself a little more.
That is usually the case. But it is unfair to blame men for often misunderstanding women. As a biologist, I know that it is a scientific fact that men possess, on average, a million more brain cells than women. That’s a fact! Trying to figure out what a small brained woman is saying by the superior male intellect is often like to trying to figure out what a Chimpanzee is trying to tell us:)
Men may have more brain cells that doesn't mean they use them. Most of them go south, if ya know what I mean.
Yes, it's a luxury that women can't imagine. When one possess an excess of brain cells, HE can delegate them as desired or needed.
This in no way diminishes woman. Nature made her perfecty for the bedroom & kitchen:):):)
They may have more brain cells but they possess a genetic defect called the Y chromosome.
Anyway, it's my birthday and I thought I would give my husband a heads up.
My dear young woman,
I wish you the happiest of birthdays & wishes for many, many more, as well as wishes for the health and happiness of your family!
The Y chromosome to which you make reference is known in scientific circles as “The God chromosome.” It is what makes males innately superior. Lacking this,women are destined to a subordinate, but noble role as helper:)
Professor Einstein put it this way in 1914: “Males possess an inate biological characteristic that is responsible for all war.”
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