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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME

Honk! If you want to see my finger

Constipated people don't give a crap

Honk! If anything falls

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

If the phone was up your a$$, maybe you could drive a little better

Thank you for pot smoking

If you're going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair and make my scream

Practice safe sex . . . go screw yourself

Horn broken . . . watch for finger