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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Want A Free Catered Lunch Today?


The Salisbury Zoo Commission meets today at the Zoo where they serve a free catered lunch at the expense of donations made for animals at the Zoo.

Be there early, (around 11:30) to get your share of their free food and listen in on all the exciting news referencing the future of the Salisbury Zoo. Just another meeting in which most citizens can't attend because they have more to hide than anything else. Oh, don't forget to ask them how many animals died this past month too.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

they should be made to eat all the animals that they've killed!

Tim Chaney said...

Are they serving Peking Duck?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they served meat saved in the freezer from the animals that died. Spices and a little innovation can make almost any meat a tasty treat.