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Friday, March 07, 2008

EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS


The Salisbury Zoo has allegedly hired a new Zoo Director from Rhode Island. I do not have all the details about HIM, YET, but as the information comes in I'll keep you posted, background checks and all. Just kidding.

My Electronic Intelligence Team is trying their best to intercept e-mail messages back and forth to get more details. Time will tell us more. Barrie has to be sitting there saying, HOW IN THE HELL DOES THIS GUY GET THIS INFORMATION? ROTFLMAO!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

With comments like "trying their best to intercept email messages," that little tongue-in-cheek joke is going to get you a visit from the FBI, courtesy of Barrie, just like it did Bill Duvall for a similar comment.

Anonymous said...

ON THE OTHER HAND, why is everything always so secretive with these people-who-we-pay-to-represent-us?

joe albero said...

Another Bipolar moment JR?

Anonymous said...

Your a genius Joe. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

JOE, YOUR THE BEST. HARDHEAD

Anonymous said...

How do you get your information?????

You make it up!

joe albero said...

We'll see about that, now won't we!

Anonymous said...

Yeah I remember the FBI incident, that was back when Joe named Mr. Duvall "The Godfather of the Blogs"
Now all he does is disrespect a man of his age. Don't you worry Joe boy you won't be in your 40's forever.