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Monday, March 31, 2008

Barrie's State Of The Screwed Up City Address At High Noon


Salisbury Mayor Barrie P. Tilghman will deliver her annal "State of the City" address in a live broadcast on PAC 14 on Monday, March 31, 2008, at Noon.

In her State of the City message, Mayor Tilghman will report on the status of the City, speak to issues that are of concern to Salisbury’s taxpayers, and share her hopes for the future of the City.

The address will air from the Council Chambers, Room 301, of the City/County Government Office Building, 125 N. Division Street. The public is invited to attend.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

How did you get a picture of a guy coping a feel and kissing her on the lips at the same time Joe?

Anonymous said...

Will she be hooked up to a lie detector while giving her speech?
Otherwise we won't believe any of it....

Anonymous said...

Will she put the headlights on hi-beam for the world to see???

Unknown said...

All you gotta do is DO IT! She Likey!!

Anonymous said...

I can hear it now. My peasants, in my tenure as mayor of what was once a great city, fabulous place to raise a family, one of the best small cities on the east coast to live, work and play, I single handedly, with the assistance of all I hold in check to do my bidding have turned this fair city into a paradise for gangs, slumlords, drug dealers, prostitutes and pimps. Together, me and my lackeys have turned fine neighborhoods into potential ghettos with hopes of completing this task by years end. We have the finest group of youngsters patrolling our streets, just as afraid of the criminal element as you are. I have masterminded the deterioration of the Wicomico river and will continue until the river is dead and we can all walk upon the floatables to get to the other side, negating the need for future roads and bridges. My esteemed council majority has done my bidding well, they have cast more than stones at those two busy bodies filling the other councilmembers seats. President Smith will continue to prostitute herself at my every whim. Vice President Comegys will continue to detract you, the peasants, with his incomprehensible speech patterns and last but not least, we will continue to feed Councilwoman Shields chocolates and bail her out of her financial woes as she continues to answer to the massah.

It is my vision to continue on this path of destruction until the north prong of the Wicomico River has as many unsaleable condos enjoying the aroma of partially treated sewage and floatables from the WWTP and our newest addition, the 6 foot storm pipe that will have no filtration. To all of you that would dare to question me on anything, you will answer to Mr. Michael Dunn.

Vote for me in 2009 unless I decide to step down and take over the Center for Community Development and make more money on the backs of those that finance their properties through the Bank of Delmarva which I am a major stockholder. In this event cast your vote for my puppet extraordinaire, that financial misfit of a dead beat dad, Bubba Comegys and his round heeled wife.

You're welcome.

PS My gift to all of you is one very screwed up financial department and the most incompetent CPA money could buy.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that her brother or cousin that Barrie is MOLESTING. I remember when you first posted the pic. A lot of comments about her always trying to kiss people on the lips.

That pig ought to see a dentist for her halitosis and invest in some LISTERINE!!

Anonymous said...

Anony at 10:31:

A couple of minor things:

1. No doubt we will be told that the "dog park" is just what we need (NOT).

2. It's now Bubba ("I'm paid to vote") Comegys.

Anonymous said...

Will this be a rerun of last year, when there was nothing in her "State of..." speech about any tax increase, but when the budget was issued a couple weeks later, it had a double digit whammy?

Maybe she will tell us just what she's doing to help Wilber pay for his McMansion.

Anonymous said...

Joe:

Are you old enough to remember "LSMFT" -- it was used first as an advertising jingle ("Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco") but then in a political context ("Leave Some Meat For Truman")?

Here's the Sprawlsbury version -LSMFW - "Leave Some Money For Wilber".

Anonymous said...

I wish I could be there listen to her State of the City address! But I am a working person, trying to make a decent living to pay bills and taxes....Probably to listen to all her lies and empty promises would cause my BP to raise. So be it!
She really is not worth my time the more I think about it. What a waste!

Anonymous said...

YEA THINK SHES GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WWTP SPILLS, GEESE POLUTTING THE RIVER,20 MILLION OVERSITE IN THE CURRENT BUDGET,ALLEGED ILLEGAL ANNEXATIONS,ALLEGELY BEING DRUNK IN THE LOCAL TAVERNS.LETS SEE WHAT SHE WILL ADMITT TO FROM HER STAFF.