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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

What's Wrong With This Picture?


As I explain to Sheriff Mike Lewis, the Mayor won't leave me alone. Every time she sees me speaking to ANYONE, she confronts that person and removes them from our conversation and to me she needs to stop following me and interrupting me. At that moment, Chief Gary Baker quickly stepped into his tactical mode and reached into his vehicle to grab some pepper spray in case the Mayor did in fact try to interfere with our conversation and become confrontational.

Thankfully, the Mayor realized we were ready and she continued to walk away from us as the Boys In Blue were ready to Keep It Real. ROTFLMAO! Chiefy Webster was nowhere to be found for this Parade, so my assumption was, Barrie knew better. After all, this was Her Parade, NOT!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barrie is a totally dysfunctional individual. You've really got her goin', Joe. Keep up the good work.
We want more photos of her tirades, face twitching and hair pulling.

joe albero said...

I'll have to call Rachel Polk for those pictures. ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

The Mayor was too busy for you on Sunday..Joe..lol.she was busy beating up on the Jaycees parade chairman and committee.

I wouldn't have moved her to the front..I would have moved her behind the horses.

Great job Jaycees, you all are a class act!!! Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I would like to see Bake do that... His pepper mace is probably expired....lol!

Anonymous said...

hilarious joe!

Anonymous said...

im surprised mike lewis had time to talk to you. He is usually too busy hitting on pretty young women.

joe albero said...

What's the matter anonymous. Is your Wife in love with Mike? Sounds like another jealous disatisfied loser.

joe albero said...

dissatified, sorry.

Anonymous said...

Webster couldn't be bothered with Salisbury or anything that goes on in Salisbury other than stopping by to cruise downtown and pick up a paycheck now and then, otherwise he is either in Worcester or Somerset county. The only thing he wants from Salisbury is his retirement and Barrie will make sure he gets it. What he should get is the same treatment Barrie gave Coulbourne Dykes. Walking papers.