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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Simon Says, Turn Your Head To The Right And Respect My Authority!



REMEMBER Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm a Mentor!

While Barrie Tilghman started her speech/lies about the pipe bursting with human feces flowing everywhere and ultimately into the River, Mike Dunn stopped the meeting entirely and addressed me personally. He blasted at me stating I was making it difficult for him to concentrate on what the Mayor was saying, because I was standing!

Now mind you Folks, I was by the FRONT DOOR! The cameraman above was IN THEIR FACE but they said nothing to him at all. Now if Mike Dunn had a clue on how to concentrate and didn't have ADHD, this would be understandable. However, once he knew the Mayor started lying and he heard my camera go off and everyone in the crowd started to speak because they knew she was lying, he took it out on me.

I know I mentioned some of this in another post but I wanted you to see pictures and proof that there was no way I should have been bothering Mike Dunn in this meeting. Because Mike is bellyaching, allow me to also express what a "PROFESSIONAL" does.

You see Mike, I used to play Professional Pool and traveled all over the Country playing in Tournaments. ESPN would be right in our faces when we'd take a shot. WAAAAAAA! Spectators would constantly be taking flash pictures. WAAAAAAA! The wife of your opponent would try coughing every time you'd go to take a shot. WAAAAAA! QUIT CRYING YOU LITTLE BABY! Grow up and DO YOUR JOB! If you don't like your job, QUIT and get the hell out of there because quite frankly Mike Dunn, nobody likes you any more. Oh, there are those 100 people that supported the old Mall Project though, right?

Oh, Mike, if you'd like to view some of my ESPN tapes I'd be honored to do so. Your cost will be .25 cents per second to do so. I'd like to catch the Public and Mrs. Campbell back up on all these fees the City is charging to review documents. Tell me who your favorite Male Professional Player is and I'll do my best to find a tape of me playing against that particular player? Won't this be fun!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe,
Don't you mean turn your head to the right and cough...Haaaa
I really respect your ability to suject yourself to these clowns on a regular basis. If he spoke to me in such a disrespectful manner I'd have to be waiting for him in the parking lot. He'd need an escort to get to his car after each meeting.
That's why I don't go. I know better, I'd end up in jail.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Is that what Mikey calls his pocket pool cue..."Big Boy"?