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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Am NOT Elderly!


Maybe Mrs. Cathcart needs to start looking a little closer to the women Mike Dunn keeps toying with whenever they enter the room?

Lynn, with all due respect, I understand your statement and I respect where you're coming from. However, nobody's whistling at you from across the street any more. No one that isn't blind and or married to you is calling you baby, honey, sweetheart, precious, georgous, baby cakes, hot stuff, moma suita, hoochie momma, etc.... (I say that in the most respectful way)

Face it Lynn, you'r time has come. You get discounts on your meals. You've served your time. Things ARE getting harder to remember like, why the hell did I walk into this room, I know I was here for something? Oh, yeah, (10 minutes later) it's a Council Meeting!

Last night Lynn wanted the world to know that she does not accept being called elderly, even though she fits into that catagory. May I recomment Dr. Vince Perotta? ;-)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that what she was actually saying?????
Looks more like "HEY GANG LOOK AT ME, MINE ARE EVERY BIT AS NICE AS THE MARES"! "JOE GET A PIC OF THESE WHOPPERS"!!!
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Burp!

joe albero said...

Troll Control

So you know, I have no dislike for Mrs. Cathcart and IMO she was dressed to the hilt last evening and actually looked wonderful and very professional.

On the other hand, complaining about growing old is something to be done gracefully, like it or not.

I'm confident there was a day in which Mrs. Cathcard did in fact receive those remarks regularly and maybe a guy your age lookes at her that way still, I don't know?

IN today's world plastic surgery can in fact fix some of these insecurities people have and since I happen to know Mr. Perotta I thought I'd throw a plug his way. Sorry if that offended you in any way.

Either way, I cannot please every one all the time. Maybe my next post will make you happier?