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Monday, March 30, 2020

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY‼️‼️‼️

According to the CDC and The National Institutes of Health, all US citizens are encouraged to get tested for COVID-19 ASAP! New testing methods are available without having to leave your home. There is no charge and no hospital visit is necessary! All you have to do is mail a fresh, preferably warm stool sample to:

Nancy Pelosi
1236 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515
phone: (202) 225-4965

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

If there was ever a house speaker that needed to be executed for treason. Yup

Anonymous said...


Yes! YES!!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds Good !!! Start Mailing Now !!! to her address !!!!

Anonymous said...

It's called Pelosi Guard !!! Poop in the box & Mail it !!!

Anonymous said...

Mines in the mail sent two to make sure...

Anonymous said...

In case she isn't in her office, send one to her home.

Anonymous said...

in carry out for her lunch

Anonymous said...

All good fun, but for those in Rio Linda. Please don’t do this. It is probably a crime. Wasting toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

I just drink a 12 pack of Natty Boh and I’m gonna eat some Gordito’s and nachos from Taco Bell and make a fresh batch for her in the morning.

Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, don’t send any to her district. It wouldn’t have any impact. Just get lost with all the other crap on the streets there.

Anonymous said...

Too bad we can't fax or email it.

Anonymous said...

Be careful what you say. Could be arrested. It's happened before. A taste of socialism.

Anonymous said...

blah blah blah, more divisive rhetoric .
We are American first!!

Anonymous said...

Toilet paper need not be in the box

Anonymous said...

she would probably eat it

Anonymous said...

Yes yes we have a mission now and one so deserving send all ASAP.

Anonymous said...

She looks really constipated!

Anonymous said...

Stool for a Fool !!!!