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Sunday, December 22, 2019

Hillary Clinton Debuts New Bizarre, Bag-Less, Cheeky Look

Hillary showed off her new look last night at a fancy Broadway event with husband, Bill.

It appears as though she’s had some kind of round of botox injections or plastic surgery, as the 72-year-old appeared wrinkle-free through the cheeks and the bags under her eyes are now gone.

Fortunately this wasn’t photoshopped, as several sites are chiming in on this, including Daily Mail, which spoke to a doctor who specializes in “aesthetics”: 


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53 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stuffed with sour grapes.

Anonymous said...

Whats that between those cheeks. Oh thats her face..sorry thought that was her a..

Anonymous said...

google ‘carrot top plastic surgery’
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i think theyve got the same doc

Anonymous said...

Looks like an anorexic Porky Pig in Drag

Anonymous said...

Whats that between those cheeks. Oh thats her face..sorry thought that was her a..

Anonymous said...

But you can’t fix “Stupid”!

Anonymous said...

Whoa there cowboy. Is this the finished product or and ad for a new horror film. Seriously, it's worth screaming about. Hey Bill, best of luck fella - you deserve it.

Anonymous said...

My Grandma used to say, " Looks like someone stitched up a piss pot".

Anonymous said...


And her reason? To look younger for the voters??

Standby for Hillary 2020.

Lopez said...

She is still a Witch

Anonymous said...

OMG, don't know who her plastic surgeon is, but, no thanks. Fake face just like the person she is.

Anonymous said...

Dont be fooled by the propaganda, this person is not hildog, for what ever reason its her body double and has appeared several times in the past {you can research this easy enough} the previous appearance was immediately after hillary's fainting spell just before entering her vehicle...they wanted everyone to thing nothing was wrong...
Its not apparent yet why her double is needed but rest assured there's a reason to hide....

Anonymous said...

She's still crosseyed.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a clown

Anonymous said...

Ding Ding Ding . . .

4:46 has it correct!
Good job commenter

The plan is to roll out Hillary-ness or “the essence of Hillary”. The real person is irrelevant since intelligence runs the government now. POTUS is a mere figure-head. They literally read scripts written by intelligence.

Anonymous said...

It's a clever plastic surgeon that can turn eye bags into cheek bags. It's an accomplished makeup artist (along with a pound of foundation) that can make those bags vaguely resemble actual cheeks.

Anonymous said...

Does her new look include the moustache?

Anonymous said...

Nah, that's one of her doubles.

Anonymous said...

Look out!They're gonna pop!!

Anonymous said...

Still cross-eyed. Looks like that brain injury was permanent. That could explain why she just won't accept facts.

Anonymous said...

I DID notice a difference when I first saw the photo. She looks more deranged (like Shiff) to me.

Anonymous said...

Still ugly,wasted Clinton Foundation $

Anonymous said...

Alvin and The Chipmunks newest member.

Anonymous said...

Has to be photoshop.no one can be that ugly.

Anonymous said...

516, I told you yesterday to go off the stuff, it's ruining your thinking process

Anonymous said...

She needs to sue her plastic surgeon. But it was probably the best he could do with what he had.

Anonymous said...

It's her double... she does have one you know.

Anonymous said...

Now she's even more of a ROOTER !
Fell from the ugly tree and hit the branches,bark and the root's.
2020/45

Anonymous said...

But she still has all the wrinkles around her mouth and neck. She actually looks deformed here if it is actually her.

Anonymous said...

Total waste of money. I'd want a refund.

Anonymous said...

Kind of looks like Nancy P.

Anonymous said...

Put five coats of varnish on a horse turd all you've got is a shiny horse turd.

Anonymous said...


Won't survive side by side comparisons with 30+ plus years of earlier photos. Humorists will have a field day. Couldn't happen to more deserving person.

Anonymous said...

She's still spooky looking and you can't hide that, something about those eyes are like there is no light on no one is home! She will always be a clown absolutely clueless she will never accept the reason she lost the election. They are a sneaky couple her and Bill sorry I ever voted for him, big disappointments.

Anonymous said...

Eye lift, Botox, cheek implants, plumped lower lip, ton of makeup. Hollywood will vote for her, even if it's out of sympathy.

Old Man said...

I am just verifying the moniker I use "Old Man" with this comment. Does anybody else see the strong resemblance of the new Hillary look with Howdy Doody, either in physical characteristics or in level of intelligence?

Anonymous said...

My husband said this is fake. Not so sure. What I have seen of her on TV even with professional makeup I am shocked how terrible she looks. I don't say "how old she looks" because many people I know her age look great without professional makeup. Too much chard? πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Well, that didn't help...

Anonymous said...

What's that TV program called BOTCHED?

Anonymous said...

7:04 that's Howdy Doody's sister Hillery Dooty.

Anonymous said...

She still looks like a chipmunk.A murderous one.

Anonymous said...

Wow - imagine waking up next to that.... YIKES!

Anonymous said...

Looks like Shhhhht !!!! Planet of the Apes !!! LOL LOL

Anonymous said...

Plastic Face !!! Bill will Trade her in !!! Ugly !!! Skank !!

Anonymous said...

Glamming up to Run Again > No doubt > Go Ahead !!!

Anonymous said...

Well, you can't shine a turd.

Anonymous said...

This is Hillary #3.

Original Hillary died Sept 11, 2016 after the Memorial appearance. #2 was soundly rejected as a poor look-a-like immediately that same day outside Chelsea’s apartment.

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Anonymous said...

I agree
This is the substitute Hillary

Politics is all for show
Before she died, she worked for the richest people in the world

Wake up folks

They are laughing at all of us and this stupid look-a-like is part of the joke

Anonymous said...

They are floating this pic to see if the public buys it.
We are fairly gullible I admit.
But this pic is out there!

No way that is Hillary

Anonymous said...

She is look like for sure
No way that is her

Anonymous said...

Nazi Propoganda minister !!!

Anonymous said...

Looks like if she crosses her legs, her mouth will snap open and shut...had to anchor the plastic surgery on her face to lower extremities...

Anonymous said...

Looks like Epstien.