Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Eastern Shoreman?
Here is a little test that will help you decide..
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
� Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
� What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
� Does the man look poor or oppressed?
� Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
� Could we run away?
� What does my wife think?
� What about the kids?
� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
� I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
� This is all so confusing!
.......... ....... ....... .......... ......... ........ ........ ....... .
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
......... ........ ....... ......... ........ ......... ........ ....
The Eastern Shore Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: You are not taking that to the taxidermist !!
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10 comments:
Republican. One shot between the eyes. The rest your wasting money and ammo...
Northwest Woodsman: Now, that is my style of humor and it is based on factual possibilities and potential decision making reaction by Marxist democrats and then those by a savvy conservative.
Eastern Shoreman.
Always make sure.
Hands only but my fist are lethal and many body’s to prove it.
Oh here we go again with this nonsense.
Dear 10:00 pm - shut up with your Chuck Norris, keyboard warrior, tough guy routine. You sound like a moron.
1000 pm great comment I only wish I learned will you teach me? Or are you not allowed?
"I feared for my life Judge".
Seems to work for cops.
That's right!!! Always!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hands only but my fist are lethal and many body’s to prove it.
November 25, 2019 at 10:00 PM
Smooth move Exlax. You take a story and then make it all about you. Odds are you're just a braggart with an active imagination.
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