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Saturday, October 05, 2019

Trump's Approval Rating Skyrockets After Deporting Nickelback Back To Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Threatened by an impeachment inquiry that has gained some steam, President Trump was looking for a way to turn around his poll numbers.

The answer fell into his lap as he tweeted out a Nickelback meme. Nickelback filed a copyright complaint, forcing the video to be taking down and forcing Dems to ally themselves with Nickelback.

This was bad enough for the Dems, but then Trump all but sealed their fate by signing an executive order forcing all Nickelback band members to move back to Canada immediately.

More Satire

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously a made-for-TV incident.
It is staged theatre.

Wake up from the mind control

Anonymous said...

Now just send back Bieber, Drake and Celine Dion and he wins 2020 by a landslide.