Highland Ape Rescue out of West Virginia will be teaming up with Cornwell Primate farms to supply hundreds of monkeys and apes to the Senate. The animals will be fed a nutritious mixture of foods that produce easily throwable feces. Protective glass will be put up around the Senate for camera crews to safely film, but anyone being interviewed by the new senators will have to sit in the middle of the poo-flinging octagon, coming under a heavy barrage of projectile excrement.
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Editor's note: YES this is Satire
7 comments:
The TRAITORS days are Numbered.
Yes,they certainly are.
Wouldn't make much difference and would be an IQ improvement over Johnson, Waters, Lee and Cummings
Perfect. Too bad it is satire. Should be true.
I could truly see this in the house. idiots
The Senate is okay for now, its the house that is out of control.
Why anyone projects any trust or expectations of any of these showboat elected clowns is beyond me. Run your own life like they do. Get whatever you can invest and shelter it just like they do. These people are all rich and they are still hungry for power. What is that ? There is a certain obtuse perversity about having it all and wanting to RULE too especially when they are not as intelligent and entitled as they imagine themselves to be.
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