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Sunday, June 09, 2019

A Viewer Writes.......Salisbury Festival

2019 attendance figures just rallied, 1 Million people visited the area. Hotels from VA Beach to Wilmington 100% occupancy all weekend.

Editor's note: To the viewer that sent this in. Thanks! We love satire!




19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Salisbury the city of gays and devils !

Anonymous said...

Did you thank Jake for the update?

TheRealRay said...

Salisbury is and always will be a armpit...

Anonymous said...

A friend of mine from Baltimore actually to me they had heard Salisbury is the place to go if your gay. I had to agree with him.

Anonymous said...

Dabury
Thugs gays low income Waterfront housing hoodrat EBT Cards crime rate cover ups for the stupid college parents ECT ECT ECT WELCOME .

Anonymous said...

Shame. The Salisbury Festival used to be something more than a sideline joke. Democrats have a way of trashing even tradition unlike any other group. They are a virus on this country. They go in and force their BS on everyone instead of assimilating to their environment. Their hatred permeates entire regions and mucks everything up. Why do you let them get away with trashing your community?

Anonymous said...

Actually, there’s over 75K people attending the Salisbury Festival! I am not lying. We got all the data from scanning cellphones from here to DC, Wilmington to Virginia Beach. The entire peninsula! (Snark most definitely intended)

Anonymous said...

Salisbury Saturday funnies , part 2

Anonymous said...

This viewer and those figures are as false as Day's media hype, and selfies, he has no substance and never has and never will. He can't walk and chew gum at the same time, a real clown he's as phony as his made up military career. I notice we haven't heard anything this week about the 2nd body found in the river near where the fence was removed by our child mayor. Still nothing on the body found at the time of the last Festival and counting. Get out that over priced fire boat the floaters will be present for the Festival. Bet Homeland Security will be keeping an eye on this Festival-wouldn't lie if I were you this time child mayor. Keep tabs on those bikes and motorized runabouts.

Anonymous said...

That's how back woods this place is. Modern prosperous gays have good jobs and family's and are not stuck in the stereotypes of Drag Queens . Only shows how Hillbilly even the Gay's are here.

Anonymous said...

You have such a downer attitude about Salisbury so, question: why do you still live here? Surely you have some money and a vehicle. Move.

Ruh Roh said...

GAYBURY

Jake Days new name for Salisbury

Anonymous said...

Rainbows and Transgender EBT welfare slums

Kim Dryden said...

Yes because moving is just that simple!

Anonymous said...

That's true. Gays do stick together (no pun intended). Most have high paying jobs and make good money. I lived next door to a gay couple - make the best neighbors. Not the type found in Salisbury - trust me. P.S. Author is not gay.

Anonymous said...

Who was scanning cellphones??

Anonymous said...

Moving is simple. You find a job in another area then you move. Hint. People have been doing it for literally centuries.

Anonymous said...

First it was a joke based on how Day claimed he got his stats for that disaster of a folk festival last September. Second, do you not pay attention or is your memory shorter than a chicken?

Anonymous said...

Could care less if gay people live in the community. What is disconcerting is the fact that they feel entitled and privileged. This is what causes people to rebel against their lifestyle choices. If they would just be cool about and not let it be the sum total of their identity, they would find their acceptance a lot easier to obtain.