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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Logic and Guns

1 - Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it's time to raise the age of Smart phone ownership to 21.

2 - If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry.

3 - The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

4 - Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you'd know it.

5 - When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle

6 - The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

7 - I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we're at it, let's do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D and Candidates running for office. Also for welfare recipients.

8 - You don't need a smoke detector; that's what the fire department is for. Now...if you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don't need a gun.

9 - Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion bullets. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. How do you think that's going to end?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

So many truisms. Very fed up with the liberal left loons;if they hate America so much and just can't stand capitalism, why the he!! don't they go somewhere else?

Anonymous said...

SPOT ON !

Anonymous said...

Won't happen. People that are miserable with their lot in life can only try to improve their life by making others miserable. That is how those people operate.

Anonymous said...

Northwest Woodsman: Excellent however, truth and logic is beyond the scope of liberals. Liberalism is a combination of mental illness, a religion, and a genetic component. They can not be assimilated into a conservative society. Looking through history, liberals have always been on the wrong side of every issue. Examples; Anthony Eden and his Aldoph Hitler capitulation, Roosevelt and Harry Dexter White who was a communist spy whom Roosevelt considered a personal friend and even allowed White to reside in the White House. The more history one reads the more examples of outright liberal stupidity you will discover. The results of liberal policies are never favorable.

Anonymous said...

We're are MADD ??????

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Anonymous said...

Not profitable $$$$$

Anonymous said...

Smoke on that Democrats!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS!!

Anonymous said...

No matter how many times you write it, it's still not, never was funny.