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Saturday, February 23, 2019

Chemicals In Non-Stick Frying Pans Are Making Men's Penises Smaller

Attention parents...

Its possible men could end up with penises half-an-inch shorter than usual if their parents were exposed to high levels of a chemical called PFCs that are used in non-stick frying pans.

Scientists found that PFCs, interfere with male hormones and can cause sexual organs to be noticeably... smaller.

"This effect is not only seen in the womb, the researchers said. PFCs could have toxic effects in teenagers, too."

The chemicals get into the bloodstream and reduce testosterone levels can also be found in waterproof clothing and greaseproof packaging for food. Fast food wrappers are covered in it.

Scientists found young men who grew up in an area polluted with PFCs have penises 12.5 per cent shorter and 6.3 per cent thinner than healthy men.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing. Now I have an excuse!

Anonymous said...

Sausage wienies shrink that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Great news , I guess the MSM won't over this important issue.

Anonymous said...

From the way it turned out I must have been raised in teflon diapers.

Anonymous said...

And that research cost how much?

Anonymous said...

All those woks in China and Japan must be lined with that stuff. It would explain a lot.

Anonymous said...

So, that's the culprit?

Anonymous said...

Use a cast iron pan !!!!

Anonymous said...

Need the Tommy Copper pans !!!