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Sunday, October 21, 2018

If You Won The Jackpot, What Would You Do With It?


51 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give a large amount to my Church and to HALO.

Anonymous said...

I would buy groceries and a new pick up.

Anonymous said...

Give to the truly needy. Create businesses hier the best only and pay them well.

Anonymous said...

New car, and new house

Anonymous said...

Fly a MAGA banner plane all summer in OC.

Anonymous said...

I really don't have a clue. Probably donate a lot or buy a small farm where I could have dogs and let them run.....

Anonymous said...

I would pay off my son's college loan, then Buy my elderly mother a modest home in a good neighborhood near me so she would never have to pay rent or worry about making ends meet again.
I would keep my present home, but update it with new appliances and add a second bathroom.
I would seek the advise of a good financial advisor on how to stretch my remaining winnings so that would not have to work again.
Do some traveling and sight seeing. There is a lot of this country I have yet to visit or see.
I would also donate my time and money to help my church and my local community.

Anonymous said...

Buy me a brand new double wide

Anonymous said...

Leave Salisbury and Maryland. I’m thinking Texas

Anonymous said...

Use all my winnings to buy more MegaMillions tickets
NO I do not have a gambling problem!
Mine your own damn business!

Anonymous said...

In would thank God first of all. (map)

Anonymous said...

Open up a tittie bar.. and rock this closed minded community..

Anonymous said...

I would hire women to date me for the weekend

Steve said...

Of course bring my own house up to tip top shape, get 3 more, one for each (hunting) season, then travel the world, taking my kids with me.

No, drop that last part. Make them believe I earned it and let them find out otherwise when I die!

I would also try to benefit job opportunities for folks in need; not sure how, but they would just have the opportunity to WORK for it, not get it for free.

Might buy out new (R) politicians for Maryland????

Anonymous said...

buy a new butt, this one is cracked!

Anonymous said...

1) secure my child's financial future.
2) build a first rate no kill animal shelter.
3) Audi RS3 for me and Range Rover for the wife.

Anonymous said...

Buy a house in Florida and move.

Anonymous said...

Tell a few folks what I really think of their gov't antics! Salisbury, Worchester Co AND OC City Hall come to mind.

Continue to watch sunrises and my coffee cup of bourbon. Make everyday TGIF!

Psst - only 3 days until TGIF!

Anonymous said...

I would disappear.

Anonymous said...

Joe
YouTube is down Throughout the world.

Anonymous said...

Keep quiet.

Anonymous said...

poop in my pants first

Anonymous said...

Nobody in Salisbury Maryland is going to Win

Anonymous said...

Git dentchurs

Anonymous said...

Try to help some with Florida folks in need, get the wife a car and change the pipes on my Harley!!! AND NOT TELL A DAMN SOUL!!!

Anonymous said...

Invest it and give 50% of the proceeds to charity.

Anonymous said...

Pack everything up and move to New Zealand

Anonymous said...

Get me a R. C. Cola and a Hobo bun.

Anonymous said...

I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in various mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

Anonymous said...

Get new seat covers for my Ford Pinto and donate the balance.

Anonymous said...

I would buy a few Senators and representatives.

Anonymous said...

It is such a scam ever since the changed the numbers. I would rather see a bunch of people win a moderate amount than one person will a billion.

Anonymous said...

People that I know or are made known to me that have a hard time, I would give large sums of money anonymously to those people and just sit back and watch. Be truly wonderful to give to someone that is in need and the joy it brings them.

Anonymous said...

8:41 if I don't win it I hope you do.

Anonymous said...

Hire several meth heads, give them guns and send them out to kill democrats!

Anonymous said...

Move out of Maryland

Anonymous said...

Dammit, didn't win. Still gonna celebrate TGIF everyday!

Officially 2 days until TGIF!

Anonymous said...

Now that's a great idea.

Anonymous said...

Don't need to win the lotto to do that. Just do it.

Anonymous said...

First I wouldn't tell a soul - good luck there. Can't keep a secret. I"d let my Ex-boss know and thumb my nose at him - he really deserves it. Not give a penny to my family - they are greedy. Give some to children's cancer center and to foster child care. They are the forgotten ones. I will never win because I don't want to go to Disney world.

Anonymous said...

Pay off my debt my husband left me with buy a house for me and my daughter and a reliable care dontate a portion to the cause of my choice invest in college fund and save the rest

Anonymous said...

Buy my wife a house and me a SHIP. Not a boat, a SHIP. And then we cruise the Caribbean.

Anonymous said...

Open a charity. Name it Clinton Lost the Election Now Get Over It Charitable Trust. Sponsor NPR. Listen to it everyday when I wake up.
"This portion of Morning Edition brought to you by Clinton Lost the Election Now Get Over It Charitible Trust"
It would be so much money they couldn't turn it down. It would be a hoot!

LastMohican said...

give a lot, most, of it away. no way could I spend that much money, even with the tons of help I'm sure to have. lol.

Anonymous said...

Fence in my entire 400 acres.

Anonymous said...

Now ain't that for the birds? Hundreds of thousands of daily visitors with your top story having a total of 43 comments. Not only that but the article with hundreds of thousands of hits, and a total of 43 comments was a fantasy question - not a damn thing to do with local or national importance.

You still don't get SBYNews is quickly going down the tubes. You cannot keep a friend for you soon take over their life, then get angry and kick them to the gutter - if they don't steer clear of you first. THINK about that dude

Anonymous said...

I would not waste my money. You've got a 1 in 5 or so chance of winning money on a MD scratch off ticket. I'd spend my 2 bucks on 2 $1.00 scratch offs. No, it's not a billion dollars. But I take the $20 or $500 any day over a waste on 1 in 400 million chance.

Cracktherack said...

I'd spend it on booze and broads and the rest of it I'd waste

Anonymous said...

Cocaine & Hookers, nuff said!

lmclain said...

9:28....I'm not sure that's the best barometer....good try, though.

Now, quit hating on success.

Anonymous said...

I do not think most of you guys understand what 1.6 Billion is.....you by car dealerships not just a car, rural counties not just a ranch, marinas not just a boat, best of all and "influence".