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Sunday, September 09, 2018

Salisbury Maryland Folks Festival To Get Rained Out

According to the Weather Channel, (more accurate then Dan) it will be raining Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

If you recall, Homeland Security flat out stated there are NOT enough "shelter in place" locations throughout Salisbury. One of the reasons for a shelter in place is RAIN. You certainly can't shelter under to roof of the amphitheater, there's no roof. You'd think for $1.4 million it would've had a roof but hey, this is Salisbury.

Several months of planning, millions upon millions of dollars invested and the thing is going to be a huge flop. Well, unlike the Festival, we don't play rap music but we are under roof at Trader Lee's and we will have live music this weekend. Oh, did I mention we don't have buckets for collections and our music is free. Our beer is extremely cold and we make damn good drinks. Come to Trader Lee's instead and let's rock & roll!!!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice segue.

Anonymous said...

Praise da Lord.
Do it lord do it .

Anonymous said...

Hope it pours all the time from start to finish. Where are all the people that will be attending? This expense should be the responsibility of the Owners of the the rental properties and contractors who has ripped off the tax payer on purchasing of valuable property for pennies on the thousands.

Anonymous said...

According to WMDT, it will even be difficult to buy beer or wine. The prices will of course be over inflated and you will be delegated to a small area just to enjoy an alcoholic beverage.

They can keep it!

Anonymous said...

The pressure is on Dan tonight. Does he tell the truth, or will he give his low impact, the glass is half full forecast for the weekend?

Millions of dollars are riding on this forecast.
The pressure is on!

I'm sure the mayor has already threatened them!

Anonymous said...

I hope it rains a monsoon.

Anonymous said...

Rain Mud Goose Shit Not enough cover ect,ect.ect. Great planning wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

Tents going up in the OC inlet for Bikes and Sunfest in a few weeks. Hey Boy Toy, watch how a real town puts together a plan of action and resources to put on an event.

Anonymous said...

even a blind squirrel gets lucky and finds a nut every now and then.

Anonymous said...

boy mayor probably crapped in his pants worrying about this disaster that is this weekend. Dan wannabe weather man is a dweeb who can't even discuss weather on delmarva peninsula. Every other place that dork points on the weather map but delmarva.

Anonymous said...

Why would you ever believe anything WMDT published? What a crap station.

Anonymous said...

Nice segue.

Anonymous said...

Joe you should run a shuttle!

Anonymous said...

Anybody else notice the 18 cent jump in gas prices locally? Is that because of the Jolk Festival?? Or was it nationwide?

Anonymous said...

You guys are all missing the point. You all think that the mayor is worried about the rain, it's the absolute opposite, he couldn't be happier. Remember when 300,000 people were going to come, then I think it was like 120k, then 80k, then 60k, I think the new number last week was 30k, well now if only 10,000 people show (probably still too high), he can get on TV and say, we had a great plan in place with plenty of cover and the acts put on a great show, unfortunately the weather just didn't cooperate and attendance was lower than expected. You see THIS is the out he's been praying for. The rain will give him an easy excuse as to why it failed.

Anonymous said...

And, the Perdue Food Truck only accepts CASH, absolutely no credit cards. Really, in this day and time??

Anonymous said...

10:25- I noticed that all the way from OC to Centreville, but 2.60 in Snow Hill.

Anonymous said...

Cash only means they don't claim their real sales and they pocket the extra tax money they collect