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Sunday, August 26, 2018

Hooters Are Closing Because Millennials Don't Like Boobs

It's always Millennials' fault.

That's the idea, at least, for why the number of Hooters in the United States has fallen by more than 7% from 2012 to 2016. It's Millennials. Specifically, it's that Millennials just don't like boobs.

There's data to back these findings up too. Millennials are less likely to seek more physically enhanced women online than say, their elder counterparts, and are attracted to a much wider range of women. Sarah Pedersen, professor of communications and media at Robert Gordon University, told Playboy, "At the moment, larger breasts are out, though I'm sure they'll come back. We tend to react to what went before."

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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

I actually voted for a boob once.

Anonymous said...

I am personally not boob specific. I would never be boob prejudicial in any way. I love all boobs no matter the race, religion or political ideology of said boob. More reason to distrust Millennials.

Anonymous said...

Nope, still like em!

Anonymous said...

They would rather snort used condoms, lick urinals, eat dog poop, drink soda from trash cans, all of this on a dare to prove how stupid they are. Plus a lot of them don't want to leave from the basement and go out in the sun.

99% are young Democrats too.

Anonymous said...

Oh stop it. Millennial like boobs just fine.

They just don't appreciate the objectification of women for profit as much as the older generation.

THAT, or they don't wanna pay for overpriced food and beer, OR for the same investment get a higher quality of beer and food.

Anonymous said...

Pussyfying young millinial so called men.

Anonymous said...

"They just don't appreciate the objectification of women for profit as much as the older generation."

Stop it, son- pretending to be a white knight aint gonna get you laid.

Anonymous said...

Yeah 1008. WTH is with licking urinals? I saw an awful vid on that last week...while at HOOTERS, drinking beer and looking at beautiful women!!!!

I call/smell BS!

Save the Ta Ta's!!!!!

Anonymous said...

10:33 AM I think you’re boobist. You should be ashamed, even if you have no idea that you’re boobist.
10:01. AM You’re obviously not boobist. Your parents should be proud.

Anonymous said...

just hire a bunch of tatted up, face-full-o-piercings, crazy haired flat chested chicks, and then millenials will go 👩🏻‍🎤 FREAKS

Anonymous said...

10:33 is somewhat right but for me I have never found it appealing to have a girl flirting with me knowing that she's only doing it for money and that when she leaves my table she is going to go to the next and do the same thing.
That and the food sucks.

Anonymous said...

Boobs in my face or on my plate is not desirable. Perhaps Porn has dulled their whatevers...

JoeAlbero said...

The one in West OC only had three vehicles in the parking lot over the past 2 days at 8 PM. While there are some outstanding and beautiful women who work in this establishment, as of recent some do not fit the image Hooters was created on.

That being said, much has changed over the years. Just go to the beach and see how large younger women have become, without shame, with all due respect. I'm NOT cracking on their weight, I'm simply saying their attire exposes what women used to cover up. Men are just as bad.

Hooters/Life just isn't what it used to be. Finally, I mentioned this article to my Wife and she said, look at all our kids female friends. they ALL have their boobs hanging out 100% of the time and she is right. To be honest, it's pretty annoying when a group of young women have most everything hanging out and your an old horn dog if you look. GUILTY! lol

Anonymous said...

Millenials may not like boobs but the Baltimore Hooters has the ugliest Hooters Girls that I have ever seen and the food wasn't great so, there you go. My wife agreed... We still bought a t- shirt though. Lol.

Anonymous said...

Some don't like Hooters because it's just another place to get crappy food.

Anonymous said...

I like the real ones, not the party ones.

Anonymous said...

We like the Bible until we actually read it... We say we need to get back to our roots, that our nation was founded on Christianity but then celebrate sexual immorality.

Matthew 5:28, "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

Yeah, it's just such a shame and terrible for society that Hooters is going out of style and that millennial aren't looking at women for sexual gratification. Give me a break and stop the hypocrisy - we embrace Christian values until we don't.

Anonymous said...

Hooters - ALWAYS order our wings NAKED!!!!

Anonymous said...

Driving through Wilmington area there is a Hooters on rt 13. I almost ran off the road laughing when I saw most of the letters were burned out on their sign. The only ones left lit were "H""O""E""S". I'm not making this up.

Anonymous said...

Guilty here also. With no apologies.

Anonymous said...


Silly professor. Larger breasts are always out; always have been! Smaller ones ride closer to the chest. Took a college degree to figure that out?

Anonymous said...

Thank Steve Martin for the name. "...we'll call them...hooters!"

Anonymous said...

Millennials cant decide whether or not they are male or female anyway cant tell the difference so why go

Anonymous said...

Maybe Baltimore should open something like this there call it SHOOTERS .....Also Chicago.

Anonymous said...

Now that I have moobs of my own I make my own wings and enjoy them at home.

LastMohican said...

I've been there a few times and I never knew how to act. Do I look or do I look away. Or do I look when she can't see me looking? Do I smile? Do I give a compliment? Do I not say anything? I tell ya, the stress was unbearable. I was literally shaking in my seat.

Anonymous said...

As a elder counterpart, this ole baby boomer unlike Millennials, do like boobs.

Anonymous said...

When OC goes topless Hooters will be a past time.

Anonymous said...

9:48
Lol!

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

They just opened a new Hooters in Rehoboth across from the outlets. I don't know what they were thinking ? Maybe it's going to have topless muscle boys.

Anonymous said...

I have a preference for the short shorts and nice legs. . Boobs are the added bonus.
But, seriously, even though I love their wings, it's kind of a stigma if you go there alone. And I could never go with my wife. So, that limits traffic at Hooters.

Anonymous said...

August 24, 2018 at 9:48 PM:

When she comes to the table, you look (it's expected) and shake your head and say "Damn!" Then just place your order like anywhere else.

Anonymous said...

Hooter's has food?...