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Sunday, May 13, 2018

Scientists confirm short-man syndrome is real

It seems short men really do act more aggressively than their peers to make up for their small stature.

Researchers used a money sharing conundrum, dubbed the Dictator Game, which tests how fairly individuals treat others.

It typically consists of two individuals, with one given a quantity of money which they must offer a portion of to a rival - even if the amount is zero.

They found that smaller men responded more aggressively when competing in the psychological test - so long as there were no repercussions.

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That explains Biff Burns. He is an a-hole, always has been an a-hole and will always be an a-hole.

Anonymous said...

They buy bigger trucks for what they lack

Anonymous said...

The Nepolian complex

Anonymous said...

Limelight Lewis is a perfect example.

Anonymous said...

Don't hate. He has contributed greatly to this community. Put his life on the line to keep people like safe. So yeah maybe he does deserve the limelight even though he is as humble as it gets.

Anonymous said...

Short man syndrome is all over Mexico and Central America. Also short woman syndrome is there too. Explains their attitude.

Anonymous said...

I worked for a 4foot Admiral. The worse person in the world. His day is coming but it never seems to happen to jerks like him.

Anonymous said...

Jerks are jerks no matter their size, maybe they were bullied? If I had to, I would rather fight a taller person versus a shorter one.