Move over, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Another unhinged liberal pathology is back: Chick-fil-A-phobia.
Perhaps, in the interest of public health, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention should launch a weekly C-F-A-P surveillance report to map the recurrence of this culturally infectious disease. Early-onset symptoms include fear of pressure-cooked poultry, allergic reaction to waffle potato fries, and an irrational hatred of cow costumes. Anti-Christian prejudice and coastal elitism are common comorbidities associated with this debilitating progressive condition.
Ground zero for the latest outbreak? The headquarters of The New Yorker magazine.
This week’s issue online features the bigoted lament of writer Daniel Piepenbring, who decries the fast-food chain’s “creepy infiltration” of the Big Apple and warns against the company’s “pervasive Christian traditionalism.”
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“Pervasive Christian traditionalism”. Let that sink in.
Scumbaggery, hypocrisy, common thievery, untrustability, immorality, etc, all seem to be more acceptable character traits to these millenial progressives these days.
The creepy infiltration was/is Marxism in the education system that’s turned out these leftist lowlifes.
Amen 11:55 PM. This is yet another reason I am so glad Trump was elected. We were headed for a socialist, defenseless, secular, government controlled society. Thank God for Hobby Lobby and Chick-Fil-A.
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