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Friday, April 20, 2018

De Blasio’s rat-killing demonstration is a complete disaster

Mayor Bill de Blasio and workers from the Housing Authority were outwitted by the rodent during a press event at a Bushwick project when it triumphantly escaped their clutches as they attempted to demonstrate a new high-tech extermination technique.

Like a scene from “Tom and Jerry,” workers fruitlessly tried to stomp on the agile rodent when it scurried from a hole in which dry ice had been dropped in an effort to control the furry pests.

One worker even swung a shovel at the plucky rat in a comical whack-a-mole routine.

But no one could lay a hand on the tiny animal, which dodged all the would-be rat-slayers at the Bushwick Houses and scampered to safety at a playground on Humboldt Street.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fire them all and bring in the Pied Piper.

Rebel Without a Clue said...

Use an air rifle at night with a night scope. That'll get'em!

Anonymous said...

hmm democrat deblomeo let a rat get away? tell me something I don't already know! just another one!

Anonymous said...

NYC subway system is the most disgusting environment I have ever been exposed to.

Anonymous said...

There are allegedly eighty times more rats in the city as people. You'll need a lot of bb's.

Anonymous said...


They were trying to attack the 4 legged rat instead of
the 2 legged rats.

Anonymous said...

You should take a swim in the Wicomico river up by the hospital or take a tour of the processing plant on Rt. 50.

Zorro said...

as long as it does not hold more than one BB....

thats what anti gunners like>>>
J. Finch and Sue Olsen run their ignorant mouths about.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious

Anonymous said...

This just showed everyone what President Trump is trying to do, and how hard it is to kill all the Rats in Washington!

Anonymous said...

DeBlasio is the Rat King