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Friday, March 30, 2018

Judge arrested for breaking into home, swiping woman’s panties

It’s first-degree panty larceny.

A Long Island judge got caught with his robes down Thursday after he broke into a neighbor’s house and took off in possession of a pair of women’s panties, a report said.

Suffolk County Judge Robert Cicale snuck into the East Islip home at around 9 a.m. but fled once he realized a 23-year-old women was inside, according to Newsday.

The woman called 911 and gave them a description of Cicale.

Cops then discovered the judge outside the home and with the undies on his person, the paper said.

“He was found with . . . soiled female undergarments. We don’t know if these were the proceeds from the burglary today or a previous break-in,” Acting Commissioner Stuart Cameron told Newsday.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

He is a registered Democrat too!

Anonymous said...

He should have just applied and joined the Maryland State Police. Girls have been dropping their panties for Troopers for YEARS!!!

Anonymous said...

DNA will tell if they are from the most recent victim

Anonymous said...

Best comment of the year.

Anonymous said...

Oh my....HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

If he hasn't lost his job he going to be the laughing stock of the court.I would love to see his face if he has to go to court himself. If he wasn't a democrat every late night comedian would a field day with this,they'll probably call him Judge Sniff Alot.

Anonymous said...

Judgemental