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Friday, February 09, 2018

US special forces spent three weeks testing border wall prototypes — the results couldn’t be better

U.S. military special forces and the Customs and Border Protection agency recently finished testing border wall prototypes — and the results couldn’t be more conclusive.
What did they find?

According to the Associated Press, the commandos and CBP finished a three-week test this week and found the new walls “should stop border crossers.”

Commandos and agents attempted “to breach and scale the eight models in San Diego, using jackhammers, saws, torches and other tools and climbing devices” but were unable to breach the walls each time, a U.S. official anonymously told the AP.

The testing was conducted on eight different wall proposals and was designed to identify the strengths and weaknesses of each design. The best design, the officials concluded, was a see-through steel barrier topped by concrete. The government prefers this design because it allows agents to see through the wall at ground level, while the concrete at the top makes scaling the wall exponentially more difficult.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

They haven't met our three year old.

Anonymous said...

The wall also needs to be backed up with volunteer shooters. Let Americans that like to hunt go down and spend a week or two having some fun killing invaders!
I visited the Gaza strip 2 years ago, and it looks like loads of fun!

Anonymous said...

1157am - ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sources say they have yet to learn about ladders or tunnels

Anonymous said...

Overly optimistic. Get 3 to 5 illegals and give them a week to show you how it's done.

Anonymous said...

Solar-powered electrocution grids.

Anonymous said...

Good, so hire all 8 contractors and get them working ASAP!

Anonymous said...

Not just electrocution grids, but vaporization grids. Why go halfway?
Those with intention of suicide may travel thousand of miles to take advantage of such an opportunity. The question "Do you have a gun?" will be second to "Can you afford a bus ticket to the Mexican border?" in suicide questionnaires in emergency rooms and psychiatrists' offices.
Those grids could also serve to eliminate the need for burials and cremation. Just ship the dead to the border and they can be heaved toward it by a team of highly trained corpse flingers, who eventually will be regulated (and taxed) by the government. The concept of a Mexican vacation will take on a whole new meaning.


;>)

Anonymous said...

What kind of moron travels to Gaza strip for pleasure?? You obviously are just looking for something to talk about. Its shame you weren't involved in one of their famous attack while there