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Thursday, February 15, 2018

Smuggler busted hauling cocaine in fake butt

This drug smuggler was really bummed out.

A 32-year-old Brazilian man was arrested at the Lisbon Airport in Portugal after he was caught carrying a kilo of cocaine in a fake derrière, the International Business Times reported.

The butthead was traveling into the city from Belém do Pará in northern Brazil before he hit rock bottom, according to the news outlet.

A second man, age 40, also was busted on suspicion of being the intended recipient of the drug haul, the estimated street value of which was not released.

An image released by authorities showed how the drug was stored in the faux buttocks stitched into a pair of blue swim shorts.



Anonymous said...

Taking the term " Bad A$$ Cocaine " to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of women at Walmart S. 13 that look like potential smugglers.

Anonymous said...

Okra Winfrey must be carrying a ton in her rumpus ?Ray?

Anonymous said...

Old Ray must really be jealous of successful rich black women.