“They’re not even password-protected,” said Adm. Michael S. Rogers, commander of US Cyber Command. “We want them to get in. As every staff officer and senior staff non-commissioned officer knows, lengthy PowerPoint presentations can be fatal.”
According to a communications officer who did not want to speak on the record for fear of losing job security, the laptops were loaded with Windows 7 so the terrorists would first need to update the devices before accessing the presentations. Then they would need to contact a system administrator to enable the Flash plug-in, before resetting the password 72 times, once for each virgin.
Once ISIS hackers access the system and update to the latest version of PowerPoint, they will be subjected to a barrage of presentations with titles such as “Tobacco Cessation and the Healthy Soldier,” “Terrorism Awareness,” “Navy Uniforms Through the Ages” and “Alcohol Awareness, or Why Your CO Drinks So Heavily.”
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9 comments:
Your tax dollars hard at work!! Night as well just flushed those millions down toilet. How dumb have we become
Sometimes sarcasm is hard to grasp.
This is not a news article, Einstein. Did you get sucked in by The Onion articles, too?
Did he just fall off the cabbage truck too?? Some people just wont get it!!
Please turn up your sarcasto-meters.
Funny!
Are tax dollars paid for special parachutes so the computers wouldn't break? Call your district rep at once! I already left a message.
7:34 and 10:27. You both are morons.
7:34... how dumb have we become? You tell us. Looked in the mirror lately?
What a Muppet.
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