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Sunday, May 14, 2017

Barack Obama: Americans must eat less steaks because it contributes to global warming

Former President Barack Obama wants to warn you that you’re eating too much meat, and that’s contributing to global warming. Er, climate change. Yeah, that’s what we’re calling it now.

So according to some study somewhere, cow flatulence is contributing to climate change, but killing them and eating them is also contributing.

Is there anything that DOESN’T make the planet hot?

“People aren’t as familiar with the impact of cows and methane,” Obama said, “as people want to increase more meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sectors.”

Despite his preaching, Obama’s personal chef interjected that the President himself wasn’t exactly a vegetarian.

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25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everything on this damn planet is made of carbon, so how the F can carbon warm up the planet???

Obama Crooked Bastardo said...

In observance of King Barack Proclamation of Global Warming Propaganda, I will have Steak Dinner Tonite. And I call for Steaks For Everyone! And I would like to know much of carbon footprint is put out by the jet Barack is using to fly across the country to play rounds of golf and collecting money for speeches, while receiving high pension, on Taxpayers Dime, of course.

Anonymous said...

Tell this ahole to go to hell.

Anonymous said...

Everyone should listen less to Obama. Enough said!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to start marketing bovine Bean-O.

Anonymous said...

1:06 carbon dioxide, CO2 is what acts as a greenhouse gas warming the planet. The science behind what he's saying is absolutely true, however, I'm going to have steak for dinner

Anonymous said...

obama is a moron.

Anonymous said...

1:18 the same amount of carbon being put out by President Trump doing the same haha.

Anonymous said...

1:18 here, here, T-Bones on the grill it is! Oh and a little bon fire in the back yard.

Anonymous said...

Global Warming is not real - PERIOD!

Just more people making money on bullshit -

Zorro said...

knowing Obama speaks makes me deathly sick....please lock that traitor Obama up

Anonymous said...

This one trip of his, with a private jet and a 14 car motorcade, will surely produce more CO2 than all the cow flatulence in Worcester County for the next year. That being said, I have a New York Strip reaching room temperature to pan sear at this very moment.

Anonymous said...

He needs to quit kissing A$$ and go in the woods with Hillary.

Anonymous said...

I have one question for all the so called scientists who comment here: What caused global warming at the end of the last ice age? Was it cow farts, tail pipe emissions, coal fired power plants? Something else?
Obviously, the Earth warmed significantly at that time, and I don't think it was caused by Homo sapiens. What caused the CO2 increase back then?
Or was it something else? ....... things that make you go, hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

So cows create more flatulence than thirteen million illegals eating refried beans.Interesting.

Obama Crooked Bastardo said...

Well, with President Trump collecting $0 dollars of pay working, while Barack is collecting pension and playing golf, on Taxpayers Dime. Oops, Big Difference!

Anonymous said...

What effect is the airplane emissions having on our climate?

Anonymous said...

With wiretapping the country he has no idea what is going on anymore

Anonymous said...

ANYONE with the slightest morsel of critical thinking will realize that this global warming hoax is just that. A hoax.

Notice how Al Gore recently asked the world for 15 TRILLION dollars to try and fix global warming.

To a dumbocrat, there is nothing that a tax can't fix

Anonymous said...

Winner Winner Steak Dinner!

Anonymous said...

5:16

To borrow a method of answering your question from the dumbocrat campaign playbook from the 1990 election campaign.

It's the Sun stupid!

Anonymous said...

No one knows if the industrial revolution (past 100 years) will cause permanent damage to the planet. Too early to tell, but we have seen the damage done in inland waterways that were polluted by manufacturing companies discharging waste into rivers. Growing up in the 70s, we never saw bald eagles. once the pesticides that were killing them were banned, we see plenty of them know.

Anonymous said...

5:18 🤣🤣

Anonymous said...

1:49
Trump has YUGE carbon filters on his mess.

The past so called leader (failure) should shut up. He always thought he knew best for each of us. Take him out back for a tune up and cleanse him of carbon.

Anonymous said...

I like my steak like I like to hear from obozo...rare