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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Personal Protection For Emergencies

A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion.

I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.

A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.

He voted for Obama -- twice.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to tell him to make a safe space in his mommies basement.

Anonymous said...

Haha well at least now he'll have some medical coverage from the R.epuclican I.nsurance P.lan

Anonymous said...

and play dough

Zorro said...

OMG...this is good

Anonymous said...

Throw it all at the perp and run like hell.

Anonymous said...

Good listener!!!

Anonymous said...

Good thing you didn't suggest 2 magazines .

Anonymous said...

Couple of clips? 9mm pistols use magazines, not clips.

A box of shell? Shotguns shoot shells. Pistols shoot cartridges.

That poor liberal's friend doesn't even know what he's talking about...

Anonymous said...

448 doesn't get jokes.

Anonymous said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

4:48 probably has 400 guns 10,000 rounds of ammo and 3 years worth of food in his underground bunker For the zombie apocalypse and he's a top notch gun salesperson at your local big box gun store living in mom's basement

Anonymous said...

Mr Technical Party Pooper, It's a joke pal. Flex your firearm knowledge for us oh mighty Mr. Gloc Wesson