After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
A closed mouth gathers no feet!
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
3 comments:
Supermarket Law - Whatever check-out line appears shortest will automatically stop after you choose to stand in that line.
Joe, thanks for publishing these 'comics'. It breaks up the seriousness of the more important posts. Good way to start the day sharing jokes with friends and family.
2nd Supermarket Law - Whenever they open a register the idiot on his/her phone that just walks up will run to the newly open register.
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