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Monday, January 16, 2017

Image Released of Man Wanted In Connection With Murder of 53 Cowboys in Arlington, Texas

The Arlington and Dallas police dept have revealed to us an artists sketch of the suspect that is believed to be responsible for the murder of over 53 Cowboys and emotionally assaulting millions of people at home VIA the Television.

We are unsure of exactly how this is going to be handled, but a visibly shaken and crying Tony Romo was not able to be consoled on the sidelines after Sunday's game.

The man named in the murder is Aaron Rodgers. He's typically seen throwing hail marys or filming awful TV commercials. He could be hiding anywhere. Please keep an eye out.

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

the play off games are often better than the S Bowl. this was one of those

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

I would join in the hunt for this killer but I didn't see it happen, the nfl ban is still on in my house! Just because Trump won, doesn't mean I forgot these losers failed to respect our flag and country. I'm a republican for a reason, elephants NEVER forget. If only the rest of you could have the willpower to hold people accountable for their actions, we the people could change things. But go ahead and watch that crap. It's only your country as long as you are willing to fight for it.

Anonymous said...

@9:00 am, I totally agree! I am not a huge football fan, but couldn't pull myself away from watching this game.

Anonymous said...

@10:58, there are people in every profession that disrespect our flag and country. Do we boycott everything in the world?

Anonymous said...

Clearly, you are not from Wisconsin if you did not watch that game. GO PACKERS!

scott cichon said...

I agree
and in support ,, I will never watch a niners game again!

Zach said...

You are really changing things. Great work! While the rest of us are enjoying our families, cheering our teams together, and sharing stories about what we remember from football your stance is making a huge difference. Keep holding on brother!! Punish yourself because Kap is a dumbass!!

Anonymous said...

Up to you what you boycott, I for one am boycotting the nfl, and kellogs. The nfl because of those whiners, and kellogs for supporting hillary.

Anonymous said...

I haven't missed it at all. Hockey is much more exciting and played by men, not lil punks!

Anonymous said...

Great game so happy that the Cowboys lost