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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Subject: Activists plan ‘world’s largest fart-in’ during Hillary’s DNC speech

Far-left activists aren’t going away quietly — or with a pleasant aroma.

Cheri Honkala, head of Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, is organizing the world’s largest ‘fart-in’ to be held on July 28 at Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated Democratic nomination acceptance speech.

“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” Honkala says, TruthDig reports.

“We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”

Activists have invited Bernie Sanders to join their bean supper, which Honkala has dubbed “Beans for Hillary.”

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They need to invite Hus-Bin Pharteen, his brother I-Bin Pharteen and their friend I-Zheet M'Drurz!

Anonymous said...

The supporters will just think its Hillary's breath from all the bull sh__ that spews forth from her mouth.

Anonymous said...


She already bean stinking up the place. Gonna have to dry-clean her $12,000 Armani jacket. Whew!

Anonymous said...

beans....Beans...and more BEANS!!!

= Bean Burrito's (2 at minimum) from the local "live mas" chain will do...okay make it 3.

= 7 bean soup the night before. Nothing like warm 7 bean soup (2 bowls) before night night....then so much fun the next day!

= anything bean microwaved at your local "oh-thank-heaven" or "real fresh, real fast" gas and go's.

WHEW!!!