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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Every American State’s ‘Brexit’ Nickname

The United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union, and people are going nuts.
But what if American states did the same? There’s “Texit,” of course, and below are 49 other suggestions for state independence referendum names.
  1. ByeByeBama
  2. AlaskOut
  3. Arizohno
  4. Arkancyanever
  5. CaliFU
  6. Coloradieu
  7. Connecti-CUT
  8. DelaWe’reGone
  9. Flo-Riddance
  10. GorgeousGetAway
  11. Hawamihere (H/T KGW)
  12. IdaGottaGo
  13. Illinomore
  14. OUTdiana
  15. Iowon’t
  16. Kansescape
  17. Kentuckandroll
  18. LouisiOUTA
  19. NoReMaine
  20. MaryLeave
  21. Massachudonthavetogohomebutyoucantstayhere
  22. Michigone
  23. MinnesOUTa
  24. MissisSeeYa
  25. Mizzout
  26. MontanaIRanOutOfIdeasAndNeedHelp
  27. Nebraskedaddle (H/T @ZackBrownCA)
  28. Nevamanos
  29. New DamnSureI’mLeaving
  30. New Journey
  31. New M-exit-o
  32. New Yorkescape
  33. North Carolater
  34. North DaGOta
  35. OhByeO
  36. Oklalater
  37. Oregone
  38. Pennsylvanyescape
  39. Rhode Outland
  40. South Carolater
  41. South DaGOta
  42. Tennessee-ya later
  43. Texit
  44. Deserexit
  45. Vamoose-mont
  46. Virginia is for Leavers
  47. Washing-MyHandsOfThis
  48. Wexit Virginia
  49. Wiscon-sayonara
  50. Wyo-going
Maybe you’ll hate it. Maybe you won’t!
Let us know in the comments below, and feel free to add your own.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

May think this is a joke, but Texas is seriously entertaining secession if Clinton wins. They've got the cash and infrastructure to cut off the rest of the USA and I can't say I'm that opposed. Hell, I'll probably start looking for jobs in Texas if they do!